carlston stew

When a man forcefully grasps another man by the penis, and then force him to gargle his shit. This is best done in the July heat around 100 degrees. After the man's face is sufficiently brown, then grab a bucket of bear juices and pour it all over him. Beware this is for experienced people only. Do not attempt this unless you have correctly performed 5 separate Alaskan pipelines, 3 Texas roundabouts, 1 Alabama hot pocket, and 2 Cleveland steamers.

Wow, last night I did my first Carlston stew!

Really? Was it a random guy?

Yeah it was crazy!

by Grandmathruster June 10, 2014

Clarkson

An erection at an inconvenient time.

Adrianne: Look Dixie, Matt has a Clarkson.
*giggle*

by dixie&adrii March 26, 2010

Angry Clarkson

A chug style drink. Ingredients including:
Hard cider in a pint glass
a shot with tequila and chambourgh float on the top

you drop the shot into the hard cider and chug it all.

Thus becoming angry like Myke Clarkson

"Dude, i just drank 4 Angry Clarkson's and i just banged a fat chick"

by rekcut24 December 1, 2011

Jelly Clarkson

The preppy way of Being completely jealous. Instead of saying i'm jealous it went to Jelly and now to celebrity names. So basically some retards decided to name Kelly with Jelly and now its Jelly Clarkson

Jenny "hey girl, were did you get your bag?!!"
Stacey "Juicy Couture arnt you in love with it?"
Jenny" TOTS.. i'm so Jelly Clarkson"
Stacey "Your So..Jelly Pickler!!"

by Nicky x3 May 28, 2012

Carston

A man too awesome for a more commonplace name. Carston is empathetic, kind, understanding and good hearted to a fault. He is fiercely protective of his friends and family and would do anything for them. His ability to trust quickly has hurt him in the past but his strong spirit helps him endure for when he knows it will pay off, because he is full of hope and can easily adapt. Carston makes sure those close to him are taken care of, emotionally and in general. He is known to be intense and expressive, and his open mind and outgoing personality allow him to be a positive influence to all the different types of people he encounters, endearing himself to them with ease. His intelligence is unmatched, with the added perk of being incredibly attractive in every way, shape, and form. His sweetness and selflessness draw people to him and build their confidence in how dependable and loving he is. Carston is truly special and an amazing experience for those blessed to meet or encounter him.

He is doing everything possible to do his part in keeping his country and people safe. I bet he's a Carston.

It takes a Carston to be so natural at taking charge and making all the girls around him swoon!

by skyisover December 11, 2011

clarkstown north

disgusting school filled with bugs, all the girls are either mad hot or dumb ugly, the worst high school in the state filled with weirdos who eat their toe nail clippings.

"yo clarkstown north is gross, I heard they got bugs in the bathrooms"

by yurdddd December 12, 2017

kelly clarkson

Born on April 24, 1982, Kelly Clarkson is the amazingly talented first American Idol Winner. Commenly known as "the girl next door" by her loveable, gunuine personality. Debut single, A Moment Like This, set Guiness Record for largest chart jump in history. Debut album, Thankful, is mulitplatinum.

"Kelly Clarkson is my favorite artist."

by katieUSA11 September 12, 2004