piss clams

A funny name for longneck clams, which live under the sand and squirt up water when you step near them.

I want to join up with Jim and walk up and down the beach, and step on piss clams.

by j-lingo February 21, 2011

nose clams

Cocaine, as described by Charlie on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

"We've got a bucket of nose clams, fresh from the sea. Sweet delicious nose clams that are looking for a home if you follow me. "
"No, I don't follow you. I don't know what the hell you're talking about.."
"These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away."
"I don't get what the hell you're talking about..."
"These are the kind of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder and you snort them up your nose and they make you high. You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it, they come from Columbia, they're illegal, and they rhyme with 'propane'."
"So you want to sell me cocaine, why didn't you just come out and say it?"

by Dave718 January 16, 2008

Steamed Clams

1) an excuse as to why there is smoke coming out of your oven
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams

1)Chalmers: why is there smoke. Oming out of your oven
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams

Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers

by TheRogueChicken July 21, 2019

Nose clams

Wonderful cocaine.

Charlie- Sweet delicious nose clams. These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away

Bingo- What the hell are you talking about

by sixskin December 15, 2013

meef clams

a sexually transmitted parasite causing the labia to become mangled looking and the vagina to release disgusting odors into the air causing severe gagging and asphyxiation of any living creature standing within 10 yards.

that poor sucker stuck it in trisha without a condom and now he got her meef clams.

by trawzelle April 2, 2007

blowing clams

Performing very badly on a musical instrument. Hitting blatantly errant notes, most popularly on brass or woodwind instruments.

When Chet Baker was straight he could play like Gabriel himself, but when he was strung out on junk he was mostly blowing clams out on stage.

by Jubilee Dunbar February 19, 2010

Slamming Clams

The act of two females rubbing their vagina's together for mutual stimulation.

Look at these lesbians go at it! This takes slamming clams to a whole new level!

by Oppozy November 12, 2009