The fake clit created by the Dr. Frankenstein butchers who perform "bottom-surgery" on MTF TIMS or transwomen. Usually necrotizes and falls off within a few weeks. Of course not even a gynecologist could possibly distinguish the clain't from the real thing--provided they are blind, deaf, have no sense of smell, and never get within six feet of the thing. Jessica Yaniv lost his in record time.
Jessica: "Oh my god, I can't find my clain't. I must have knocked it off fapping furiously whilst stuck in the bathtub!"
Fire department: "Do not ever call us again."
Fire department: "Do not ever call us again."
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The bishop replies: "Nah, he just La Clair'd that shit"
The bishop replies: "Nah, he just La Clair'd that shit"
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