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clitsmacker

A female who gets enjoyment out of smacking her clitoris..really hard..maybe with a two by four.
Therese is such a clitsmacker, she's staying home tonight instead of coming out with us so she can smack her clit with a boiled lobster.
by Jason Elmore December 5, 2003
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Thot clots

A female's period/menstruation. That time of the month for a thot.
Gurllll I can't sleep with Conrad tonight because I'm on my thot clots.
by A~lion~s June 2, 2018
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Sports Clits

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up
I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me
by D Flawless December 31, 2019
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clitstrobe

upward and downward motion of touching the clitorus with the big toe of your left foot
she got so wet while being clitstrobed by aunt sally
by Andrew February 28, 2004
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Texas Clitsaw Massacre

Sexual maneuver in which the middle and ring fingers enter the vagina, the pinky finger enters the anus, and the index finger and thumb manipulate the clitoris
i gave her the texas clitsaw massacre, and she nearly blew
by cancer June 25, 2005
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clitsag

A disease with cause your clit to sag.
Every old women has clitsag.
by Pimpin dem grannies June 11, 2006
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Clitshit

When you are in the process of eating her clit and she shits all over your face.
*Licking her clit* "I got a surprise for you baby,ever heard of a clitshit?" *continues licking,Shits all over his face*
by Blackened1 May 24, 2011
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