Cigar Mountain

A hill that overlooks the highway in Sidney, British Columbia. It is currently the coolest place to smoke cigars and/or marijuana.

Dude, I'm comin' down WAY too quick; lets go toke up at Cigar Mountain.

by sevanimation December 6, 2006

Cigar Fish

The cylindrical shaped solid waste that is born from the human anus. It's brown, it swims and it looks like a cigar. A long ass turd.

Damn, that MDMA and coke went straight through me! Mind if I use your toilet to give birth to a cigar fish bro?

by Don Shitty January 13, 2017

Cigar Cutter

An anus, called the 'cigar cutter' because it resembles the cutting action of a cigar when a turd is half way out.

The phone was ringing in the middle of my dump, so I pinched it off half way with my cigar cutter.

by Popcorn Chicken May 29, 2005

cigar smoking trumpet player

1. When a man asks his woman to lie down whilst he places his testicles in her mouth and asks his woman to perform hand-job on his penis. The man then asks his woman to hum creating a vibrating sensation on the balls. This bring great pleasure for the man. The man then asks his woman to close her eyes, the woman knows she is in for surprise. The man takes a drag from his pipe. While holding in his smoke the man excretes feces on his woman's face and exhales the smoke in the same general area. This creates the illusion of a cigar smoking trumpet player.

Jon Nguyen: My woman is cigar smoking trumpet player
Chi Voung: Wow how you get woman to be so tarented?

by KimYongEel December 6, 2009

Cigar Band

Small band of paper wrapped around a cigar that gives the brand, make, etc. Usually kept so you can remember if the Cigar is particularly good, or to remind you not to buy the over expensive piece of crap again.

This is the crappiest cigar i've ever smoked!
- keep the Cigar Band, so you remember the $40 you just wasted!

by .Nielsen// November 26, 2007

cigar party

Gay men giving blow jobs to each other.

I walked in on Tom having a “cigar party” with a number of naked young men in the great room of a castle they had rented for the movie shoot.

by Jasonbreeze February 18, 2015

cigar smoker

Code name for "cock sucker".

Monica Lewinsky is a cigar smoker >>> if you know what I mean.

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006