Christie

A really smart beautiful person who just lights up the entire world cuz’ honestly she is great. She gets slept on because people don’t realize her true worth. She deserves a lot better than what people give to her but she is caring and funny so she puts up with it.

“ Damn. You are totally a Christie. Do you wanna go out?”

Christie by Boombabytruth June 27, 2019

Chris Christie

Donald Trump's fuck boy. A sycophant reminiscent of villains' scheming-but-pathetic advisors in genre films.

"That dude thinks he is going to get his hands on some of the goods, but he is just a weak-ass toadie, ass-kisser, and a Chris Christie.

Chris Christie by The Explicator May 22, 2016

Christie

Christie’s are dope a$ f<\< and can hang wit anyone cuz they [bad like that! Christie ain’t a girl you can mess wit doe Because she a diamond- and she will CUT yo muthafuckin ass up and serve it to you on a silver platter and watch you eat it. Don’t let her classiness fool you doe cuz she good AND SHE HOOD!

Trina: Who that chick walking in like she gangsta?

Lamar: That Queen Be Christie.

Trina: DAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!

Christie by MystifyMeINXS November 28, 2020

Chris Christie

Donald Trump's fat sex slave that's a member of the ku klux klan.

You know your life is great when you aren't a chris christie

Chris Christie by Toppet May 26, 2016

Chrissed

/Chris - ed/
verb
-The act of calling out of work due to being hungover or a false illness.
-Just being entirely to drunk for no apparent reason at all.
- Being to drunk to contribute or pay for your own bar tab.

After three round of shots the whole table was Chrissed.

Chrissed by Dem Gainz December 3, 2018

Christie

Being a Christie is an extremely high honor. A christie is beautiful, confident, outgoing and super intelligent. It’s not like being something common, unintelligent and dull like a Jenn, a Kristen or a Paula.

Look at that girl. She’s got it all. She must be a christie.

Christie by Chris809 November 22, 2017

Chris Christie

Synonym for "cock-blocking", due to a related scandal in which the NJ governor shut down a bridge between NJ and NY, such that people could not pass.

Dude 1: Did you get with that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah... her damn friend Chris Christie'd me and then they left.
Dude 1: That conniving bitch! I bet she's also a Cowboys fan!

Chris Christie by minamino2 February 18, 2015