Christist

Cult members that are told by a flimflam man that Jesus is in his/their image and that He wants exactly what the shaman at the front of the congregation wants. Christists completely believe that they are Christians but have no ability to understand any actual meaning of any words or intent in the Bible.

Pat Robertson and PTL is a cult and the poor fools that listen to him and send him money are nothing but a bunch of Christists and a danger to democracy.

by Kilgore A Trout November 20, 2014

Christmass

When your wife or girlfriend gives you anal sex on Christmas morning!

I got the best Present of all, Christmass!

by assman08 December 24, 2008

Christmess

the paper and ribbons and tree needles left all over the house during December

I'd love to have you over but my place is too much of a Christmess disaster area.

by oceanswimmr November 30, 2010

Christmist

A daze or trance caused by the stress of the holiday season when attempting to think of gifts to purchase for one's friends and family.

Driver: "That lady totally just cut us off!"
Passenger: "She's probably in a Christmist."
Driver: "What a tool."

by Nik and Cailee December 16, 2010

chrisis

(noun) a crisis during december, essentially a festive meltdown

person 1: "I dont have enough money to get everyone Christmas presents"
person 2: "sounds like youre having a chrisis"

by TheSillyCow November 30, 2019

Christis

A life crisis when you're completely out of options and turn to a religious figure to solve all your problems.

Dude, Jeff's back was against the wall and he converted. He totally had a complete Christis!

by OED BEAST August 19, 2010

Chrismas

The month of February is celebrated as Chrismas. The 20th is known as Chrismas Day.

I can’t wait for Chrismas it’s the best month of the year especially Chrismas Day no holiday compares.

by Sup girls February 2, 2019