what you call a morbidly obese animal, normally it is what they're owners will call them to make themselves feel better about making they're animal have a short uncomfortable life. they will then use this obese animal to get them some of that internet fame.
Owner " aren't you just a silly little chonker"
cat "please stop feeding me, my breaths are getting heavy and baited. i dont think i will last longer"
Owner "smile for reddit!"
cat "please stop feeding me, my breaths are getting heavy and baited. i dont think i will last longer"
Owner "smile for reddit!"
by Ninjablevins March 7, 2020
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Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.
Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!
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Get the chokey mug.Person 1: hey your cat is pretty chonky? What have you been feeding him?
Person 2: he has been always this way?
Person 2: he has been always this way?
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An adjective stemming from the Big Island of Hawaii, used to describe something that is appealing, but can also have negative connotations. It can also be used to describe a state of mind.
"You have noooo idea Bradakai, me and Sunny Garcia were chillin after the Pipeline Pro smoking on some Choakey nugs"
"That party last night was soooooo Choakey, there were like twelve girls from the main land there!"
"When shit gets Choakey, crack a brew Bradakai":
"That party last night was soooooo Choakey, there were like twelve girls from the main land there!"
"When shit gets Choakey, crack a brew Bradakai":
by Noldstradamus February 27, 2010
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