Chomping is when a gang of tweakers go roaming around sneaking into abandon houses looking through ones mans garbage for the potential to be methheads dreams
by Ghostbuster2000 December 23, 2019
Oh girl, he cheated on you?! Well next time you goin down, chomp chomp like nachos, if you know what I'm sayin.
by Kayyy496 May 23, 2016
The act of biting down on the hairiest part of the body. When you bite down on a hairy body part with a chomp. Normally done with your partner during a sexual encounter.
Person 1: Hey my girlfriend just broke up with me today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did the hairy chomp on her.
Person 2: Ouch that’s gotta hurt!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did the hairy chomp on her.
Person 2: Ouch that’s gotta hurt!
by RyanDaSniper December 01, 2019
When a girl is Giving you a blow job, sneezes and bites your dick off. Easily prevented by dusting every once in a while and washing your sheets.
Doctor: Can you tell me why your penis is missing.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.
by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010
by Farsidefan February 09, 2009