Brine choney

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.

Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.

by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020

Choke Sesh

The idea that all your anger would be resolved if you can choke said person hard enough to get aggression out, but light enough to where the individual still lives. A choke sesh is necessary to put bitches in their place. A choke sesh is usually a fantasy women have regarding men who are little bitches.

Janine :He pissed me off so bad, I can't sleep.

Rae: Girl, a choke sesh would solve all your anger.

Janine:You right, you right

by Rae$ February 7, 2017

e choke

A slang which an Afrobeat legend, Davido is fond of saying when feeling or showing intense shock, surprise, or wonder.

E choke!!! Davido is the first solo African artiste to sell out the O2 arena.

by Ll.ol March 8, 2021

flying rape choke

Essentially the act of committing a rape choke, however, both legs off the assailant are off the ground and parallel to such.

Can be accomplished with a running start or hang wire used on movie sets.

dude 1: yo bro, see that guy over there, I think he’s grilling us.

Dude 2: word, I’m about to hit this mother f@&ker with a flying rape choke.

by Matt_mcd1117 February 10, 2023

I choked on my latte

Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"

by Hoherbass October 6, 2019

Choked sneakers

A word used by carle place kids when someone has shoes that bulge up cause they are worn a lot

That kid has a big ass foot and look at his shoes there choked sneakers

by Bdbdotcom January 17, 2017

dick chokers

when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.

every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.

by joegunn December 17, 2008