chlamydia

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

I’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.

“i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today!”

by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018

Chlamydia

what's worse than Logan Paul?

nothing.

"Wow that is a really cute dog! Also I have chlamydia."

by suckyourmum02 January 2, 2020

chlamidiot

Someone who has irresponsible, unprotected sex. Same as chlamydiot

Yeah, he only takes it raw, what a chlamidiot.

by janet jackaruso September 8, 2007

Chlamydia

Cameron moulding

Phoebe:Awww that cameron lad has chlamydia

Davey:Don’t forget Gonnoreha!!

by Ffgjyrdsss July 28, 2018

Chlamydia

Usually spawned and or incubated within women between the ages of 17 to 23 named Kiana Thomas. Symptoms include compulsive urges to remove articles of clothing and take raunchy provocative photos to receive attention from desperate horny douche bags. You may also experience swelling of the ankles and singing like a Furby low on battery power. The only way you can cure this wretched disease is a swift kick in the mouth and a good dose of penicillin.

Oh you got a chlamydia, scientific name Kiana Thomas

by Gurl69 October 20, 2013

Chlamydia Test

If a male puts his finger into his ear and then inserts in her vagina and a sneeze occurs it is scientific fact that she is positive for chlamydia. Also known as the Chlamydia test according to the surgeon general.(1992)

I was fingering this chic on my couch and gave her the chlamydia test. She sneezed so I let her give me an hj and told her to go see the doctor.

by tasty gooch!!! May 22, 2010

Chlamydia

An infectious sexually transmitted disease that makes it burn when you pee.

Max has chlamydia. I think he's going to die

by Beepbeepimajeep_ July 30, 2018