Chumpstain

a twit or muppet.

File this report, chumpstain!

by Larry King September 15, 2003

Chimpanzee

intransitive verb,a violent unprovoked response,to go all out ape shit on someone for no reason...

Dude, she just went all Chimpanzee on me....

by Sticky Monkey April 5, 2009

chimpanzee

Chimpanzee, often shortened to chimp, is the common name for the two extant species in the genus Pan. The better known chimpanzee is Pan troglodytes, the Common Chimpanzee, living primarily in West, and Central Africa. Its cousin, the Bonobo or "Pygmy Chimpanzee" as it is known archaically, Pan paniscus, is found in the forests of the Democratic Republic of the Congo. The Congo River forms the boundary between the two species.

Look, theres a Chimpanzee.

by TheGreenLing June 28, 2007

Chimphandfeet

A person with very very ugly hands, sometimes being so ugly that they get confused for feet. Similar in appearance to the hands of a chimpanzee.

What the hell is that on my table? Get those chimphandfeet off of my table!

Did you see dude's hands? They were so ugly, they looked like chimphandfeet.

by Superheeman April 18, 2010

Chimpstork

a person who picks through another's pubic hair to search for bugs just like a chimp and then eats any bugs they find.

Mike is a chimpstork

by Richard Dickens March 27, 2011

Chimpano

A guy that takes a girl out to dinner and drinks. Spends all his money on her and she goes home with someone else

Ryan: Is Haydie coming out tonight?

Nick: Yea but she's at dinner with a chimpano. She just texted me and said she'll be here in a hour.

by HatersRInTheBuilding November 21, 2011

Chimpanzee hairline

When a guys hairline is just above his eyebrows. Also called a onehead or a two-year, depending on how close the hairline comes to touching the eyebrows. Usually a guy with a chimp hairline has round or circular ears that stick out straight from the side of his head.

That Justin kid has a chimpanzee hairline. I don't even think he has half a forehead.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018