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Cheesefest

noun- a term referring to any sort of TV show, movie, or event in which the jokes, plotline, presenters or actors themselves are cheesy. cheesy as in corny, stupid, or even cringe-inducingly unfunny.

boyfriends often have to endure many Cheesefests at the hands of their needy, idiotic girlfriends. every guy has a breaking point at the number of Cheesefests he can withstand.

the guys who get laid the most are practically immune to them, hence their waxy appearance and glazed eyes.
Boy: so where do you want to go tonight for our second date?
Girl: ooo a new romantic comedy with anne hathaway is out! or maybe that disney one with miley cyrus and ashley tisdale!

Boy: *cringes* not another Cheesefest!
by societymongerer July 23, 2009
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cheeseline

the line of people waiting to get their hands on the delicious low-grade cheese that the government gives out to the less fortunate
It's welfare day and it's looking like a cheeseline.
by Funkmaster Maui October 15, 2006
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Philly cheesesteak

When a man is pounding an asian girls pussy that has beef curtains that resemble the beef in a traditional phillycheesesteak. The man then ejaculates into the girls pussy making it look like white american cheese is oozing out, thus resembleing a philly cheesesteak.
Alex: Hey man I heard you were with Matt's wife last night?
James: Ya man it was great, I gave her a philly cheesesteak to take home with her. She loved it! When Matt went down on her later that night he questioned what it was but she told him it was vaginal discharge. The fool ate all of it.
by SaitamaBagoo December 14, 2022
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Cheesestick

A guy with a small penis, about as wide as a cheesestick, thus the name. Also has horrible technique, often described as "*Jab*jab*jab*".
Woman 1: OMG, tell me everything!
Woman 2: He was a total cheesestick. I could barely feel anything except a stabbing feeling.
Woman 1:...You have my deepest sympathies.
by JonnyTrump August 23, 2009
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Cheesist

One who worships cheese and the cheese god; otherwise known as god.
"Cheese is god"
"I am a cheesist"
by lucas July 20, 2004
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Russian Cheesestick

A sexual position between a male and female where the male puts his penis in the females rectum and masturbates her with a stick of string cheese.
She told me she was hungry while we were having sex, so I gave her a Russian Cheesestick.
by Zipzowkerplow June 29, 2010
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cheesetits

1 - A friendly term between males often used when answering the phone

2 - A nasty thing to call your missus if you want to annoy her but not get in too much trouble, implying she doesnt wash the area under her breasts

not to be confused with chesstits
caller 1 "hello this is caller 1"
caller 2 "alright cheesetits howz it going?"

girl "please can you help me with the housework all you seem to do theses days is drink"

boy "i'd drink a hell of a lot less if you didnt have cheesetits"
by cheesemonkeysnutz August 5, 2006
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