platinum cheerio

A cheerio is a term given to a woman's vagina that is so tight it feels like having intercourse with, you guessed it, a cheerio. Platinum status occurs when said cheerio is able to bounce back to its original tightness regardless of how much intercourse it has received. After having said intercourse you as a male have now been ruined for all other vaginas and no other could possible compare.

Dick; Damn Jane, you must do a ton of kegals?!

Jane; Not really, I have a cheerio!

Dick; Well, we've been at it for three hours and it hasn't loosened up. Your cheerio is so good its a platinum cheerio.

by Vasshole 1 July 18, 2011

cheeriomagnetization

The tendency for the last few cheerios to cling together for survival.

Dang, I wish I could eat my cereal without all of this cheeriomagnetization.

by Christy C. January 4, 2009

Cheerios

A whit washed Armenian. Usually an Armenian white mix, person mix, or berutsi.

Ara es Cheerios inch gyota.

by Armoartush September 4, 2018

cheeriomagnetism

The force in a bowl of cherrios where the last few peaces stick together for survial.

I noticed at the bottom of my bowl all the cheerios sticking together for survival.

by Daniel Davis February 21, 2005

cheerios

donut seeds

Sprinking some cheerios a day will help keep the cops away!

by TdC May 11, 2004

Chelios

To honor the great Chris Chelios we designed a shot.

1/2 oz UV Cherry (red for the Red Wings)
1/2 oz Jack Daniel's (cause he is old)

-Drop it into a small glass of Red Bull (it gives you wings, like the BlackHawks and Red Wings)

We should take a Chelios.
Those Chelioses really fucked me up.
That Chelios was delicious, even though it might taste similar to cough syrup.

by floffy9 February 20, 2010

Gay Cheerios

Another name for the oh so fruity goodness of fruit loops.

Where's the freaken milk for my gay cheerios?

by StingyZ July 22, 2006