Chalga is "music", made by the bulgarian low-lifes. Like every other nation, Bulgaria has its scum, and that scum listens to chalga all the time.
It's degrading, and 100% makes you stupid.
But when you look at the us rap singers like Lil Jon and 50 cent, you're going to see, that there aren't many diference betweem their "hip-hop" and the chalga.
They both have women (that have passed through a lot of "manipulations", like breast implants), the texts are idiotic, and the singers have absolutely no talent, on concerts sing only on playback, but still have quite a lot of money.
It's degrading, and 100% makes you stupid.
But when you look at the us rap singers like Lil Jon and 50 cent, you're going to see, that there aren't many diference betweem their "hip-hop" and the chalga.
They both have women (that have passed through a lot of "manipulations", like breast implants), the texts are idiotic, and the singers have absolutely no talent, on concerts sing only on playback, but still have quite a lot of money.
by Ivancho July 12, 2005
Tractor-driver, hooligan
is my neighbour bai Ivan
he's old-known in the PD (police department)
with his thefts from the TKZS (the communist system of division of the agricultural land)
Bai Ivan is very wild
whenever he steals he's happy
he lacks conscience and morality
even the mayor was robbed by him!
7 times he has stolen
the pumps of the dam (!!!:D)
(duet "Apollon" - Bai Ivan)
is my neighbour bai Ivan
he's old-known in the PD (police department)
with his thefts from the TKZS (the communist system of division of the agricultural land)
Bai Ivan is very wild
whenever he steals he's happy
he lacks conscience and morality
even the mayor was robbed by him!
7 times he has stolen
the pumps of the dam (!!!:D)
(duet "Apollon" - Bai Ivan)
by MaMyTa April 09, 2005
What is the difference between the blues and chalga?
The blues is for good people who feel bad about themselves.
Chalga is for bad people who feel good about themselves.
The blues is for good people who feel bad about themselves.
Chalga is for bad people who feel good about themselves.
I hate the music they play in this restaurant. Don't they have any decent blues?
You must be a good person. Remember the difference between the blues and chalga? The blues is for good people who feel bad about themselves. Chalga is for bad people who feel good about themselves.
You must be a good person. Remember the difference between the blues and chalga? The blues is for good people who feel bad about themselves. Chalga is for bad people who feel good about themselves.
by Colourful English July 09, 2006
Bulgarian music, tune origniating from greek folklore and lyrics made up to reflect the mindset of the scum of society. It appeals only to people who are too thick and shallow to be able to grasp, understand and appreciate any other style of music. Actually, the perfromers are quite smart, because they earn money with that crap, the stupid ones are the people who voluntarily listen to it.
by Snake 1311 April 08, 2005
Very shitty music made by Bulgarian low-intelligent musicians, addicted to low-quality alcohol.Performed by gypsies and retarded whores(most often artificially blond and with enormous breasts).The lyrics are cheesy and don't ring any bells...at all
by Victor 6taigata April 07, 2005
Genre which defines the stupidity of the bulgarian civilization. The music becomes interesting after a couple "fingers" of rakia, a common cheap alcohol with interesting flavours, and some "shopska salata", the usual salad for a Rakia party. Usually listened to by:
-whores
-idiots that have nothing better to do than get drunk and shake their body left and right to this music while going "op sa!" or "haide kako!"
-little kids that look up to idols with big boobs, blond hair, and lack of intelligence
A.K.A. -- Kiuchek music. Chalga singers steal some kiuchek elements from the Turkish culture and some sirtaki elements from the Greek culture and call it their own new hit single song that people can't stop listnening to for a month...and then move onto the next new "big thing"
-whores
-idiots that have nothing better to do than get drunk and shake their body left and right to this music while going "op sa!" or "haide kako!"
-little kids that look up to idols with big boobs, blond hair, and lack of intelligence
A.K.A. -- Kiuchek music. Chalga singers steal some kiuchek elements from the Turkish culture and some sirtaki elements from the Greek culture and call it their own new hit single song that people can't stop listnening to for a month...and then move onto the next new "big thing"
-Pusni malko chalga be! - Put some chalga on, be!
-Chalgadjiika! - Woman who is brainwashed from listening to chalga and all she does all day is talk about how she wants to die her hair like Galena or have boobs like Gergana, the SILICON!
Example of Kuchek song:
Boyan- Gypsie
Let's go gypsie fill up my soul
Great job gypsie mashala it's my pride
Let's go dance this chalga this giubek
Great job gypsie now you're one of mine.
I know your race the best
In the dance with the hands, the back and the feet.
Let's go gypsie call over a gypsie girl
So you can make me feel better both of you
Kombayna-vurshachka
We wont argue, we wont fight
Every night when we go to bed we'll ride the bike. (x2)
On the guitar, Vasko the frog
he will play only for you dear guests. (x2)
Listen to the melody, the horo the folklore, the gypsie dances
they are all easy.
On the microphone, Tzetza the Bear
she will sing only for you dear guests.
-Chalgadjiika! - Woman who is brainwashed from listening to chalga and all she does all day is talk about how she wants to die her hair like Galena or have boobs like Gergana, the SILICON!
Example of Kuchek song:
Boyan- Gypsie
Let's go gypsie fill up my soul
Great job gypsie mashala it's my pride
Let's go dance this chalga this giubek
Great job gypsie now you're one of mine.
I know your race the best
In the dance with the hands, the back and the feet.
Let's go gypsie call over a gypsie girl
So you can make me feel better both of you
Kombayna-vurshachka
We wont argue, we wont fight
Every night when we go to bed we'll ride the bike. (x2)
On the guitar, Vasko the frog
he will play only for you dear guests. (x2)
Listen to the melody, the horo the folklore, the gypsie dances
they are all easy.
On the microphone, Tzetza the Bear
she will sing only for you dear guests.
by disturbia_ October 08, 2008
Chalga is a popular bulgarian music also called Pop Folk (Popular Folklore)The music is mainly with stolen from Greece and Turkey, still they are some Gipsy melodies. It targets the masses with its simple lyrics and ordinary themes. The female performers of the chalga are ussally young, prostitute like and have low IQ scores. The Male performers are big, fat, and they have low IQ scores, too. In Bulgaria there is a chalga "phenomenon", a transexual singer, gipsy origin called Azis. Apart from the solo singer there are band - like formations, or orchesters - ussually gipsies.
by Doomer April 12, 2005