Chainsaw Cannon

An absolutely devastating weapon created by a genius determined to exterminate a being that wishes to end all reality. If you ever obtain a Chainsaw Cannon, caution is advised as people will try to steal your ultimate weapon from you, so your only option is to chainsaw cannon them! Then you may rule over your new domain as a chainsaw cannon monarch.

"Hey, i got myself a chainsaw cannon"
"No way!"
"Yeah, and it's aimed at the United States Military!"

by Octagonal Revolver October 6, 2020

Pussy on the chainwax

Originally cited in the eponymous Key and Peele sketch, it means "to handle with efficiency and skill more than equal to a given challenge creating a much improved situation esp. while causing discomfort and humiliation to individuals obstructing such improvements".

The likely etymology being that waxing a pussy (singular) would merely require wax (and patience). If one were to create a device capable of waxing pussies (multiple) in chained succession, then surely to use such a device on a single pussy would create several effects: 1. the pussy in question would be quickly, effectively and likely painfully waxed (thus improving the situation vis-a-vis 70s bush) 2. Those who might have obstructed such an endeavor would be soundly defeated and publicly humiliated

A:"You take care of that shit?"
B:"Yo, I put that pussy on the chainwax, son!

C:"Motherf@ckers keep trippin' up in this bitch, and I'ma have to put that pussy on the chainwax!"

by The Iron Pimp December 20, 2013

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by fuckjannies November 20, 2017

rusty chainsaw

Similar to the Vulcan, and the shocker. The rusty chainsaw is the act of penetrating a womans' anus with the entire hand very rapidly. The remnants left on your hand after the act give the "rusty" appearance.

My wife pissed me off the other day so, as revenge when we were going at it doggystyle I gave that bitch the ol' rusty chainsaw. That's why I'm staying in the hotel tonight.

by Smittay September 26, 2007

chainwax

To place the pussy upon the chainwax is a euphemism for accumulating mass quantities of vagina and aligning them on a figurative conveyor belt for organized fucking. Think of a chain, it has links that form a line. The wax alludes to smooth and speedy transitions. Thus, putting the pussy on the chainwax means having bitches ready to fuck in an orderly and timely manner.

My friend puts the pussy on the chainwax.

by Leitmotiv May 27, 2015

Chainy Check

To check that the person you are about to bag isnt within hearing distance before you say it.

Guy - Mark's a real fucktard.
Bevo - Dude....chainy check...he's right behind you!

by Bevo12 June 10, 2009

Chainjack

The act of changing the topic of a specific thread of email chains to something pointless. This is most annoying when seen in email chains planning a specific event. An extremely irritating abuse of the reply-to-all button.

Person 1: Have there been any good ideas on the New Year's Eve chain?
Person 2: I don't know. I stopped reading it after Keppler chainjacked the it.

by HandofGod December 10, 2009