cfs rizz

cfs rizz is basically bagging a shawty on your cfs with a tiktok

cfs rizz - i see this fine lil latina girl and i get her instagram from my friend because i wanna test out my cfs rizz i put her on my cfs and find a tiktok that says “this one latina girl that i be seeing in the halls be fine asf” and i post that and then she could either do one of two things like the story or swipe up on the story either way it’s a guaranteed win because it’s a conversation starter if you never got her instagram from her yourself🫡

can be used in multiple different ways😈

by SnD_deo June 1, 2022

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CFS WiFi

Internet that is slower than Internet in Africa or does not work at all. Even dialup is faster. Just got "updated" to 1/4 the speed. Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

Yo, you heard? CFS WiFi got upgraded to dialup.

Ms. Bryant's room has CFS WiFi. The internet is slow and half the time it just doesn't work.

by Pizza In Backpack April 29, 2020

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CFS (Chicago Fan Syndrome)

When you have the irrational belief that you home team with be victorious despite all the bad decisions they make.

DaBears were down by 21 with under 2 minutes to go but my CFS (Chicago Fan Syndrome) knew they would somehow pull off the win.

by MoreDumbStuff November 15, 2020

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College Freshman Syndrome (CFS)

Directed at but not limited to any college freshman who learns something new in a class and becomes a know it all snob, advocating their knew found beliefs to everyone, rubbing it in peoples faces that they are presumably "smarter" than everyone because they learned something new. Most of the time they don't fully understand what the new information is, but they will still pass it on as their worldview.

Other varieties include: anyone who learns something new, via word of mouth, txt message, internet, 5 o'clock news, ect. and automatically that is the #1 answer in their mind, and they have an uncontrollable need to tell everyone to blindly see it their way, strictly based off of their new found knowledge.

Example 1:

Billy:" i dont believe in God"

John:"why?"

Billy:"Because it falls under the category of creationism, and as modern science can tell us, the universe was created from a big bang, and darwinism will further prove that we were evolved from monkeys...BLA BLA BLA BLA...and that they share close to our DNA...BLA BLA BLA"

John:"wow...so did your professor spoon feed you that?"

Billy:"no.... .....yes"

John:"ugh...college freshman syndrome (CFS)"

Example 2:

Margret:"we should get the tea with Echinacea, its supposed to be good for your cold"

Ana: "Actually! i heard its not all that great for you anyway, it can actually cause cancer, thats why i never drink anything with that in it."

Margret: "is this a legitimate truth or is this just CFS?"

Ana:"okay okay, i did hear it on the Tv, i don't remember where though"

by chicken hawk 104 December 29, 2010

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Lollygagging CFS style

a person who dawdles or fools around and drags
things out, usually from California

RTA aka "Lollygagging CFS style" has a bad habit of lollygagging around instead of getting things done in a timely manner.
"Ron, quit lollygagging!!!"

by David J Lott March 13, 2010

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