Cotarded

adjective
1.of or pertaining to a relationship in which one person is physically or mentally RETARDED and the other person is psychologically dependent on the first in an unhealthy way.

In a sentence: Jackie and Chris are totally cotarded!

by snotty1983 April 13, 2010

cretard

some one who finds new and creative ways to be retarded.

that cretard is taking apart wet floor signs to make skis for the snow...

by seamonkey87 February 13, 2010

F*cktard

someone who is too stupid to fuck

bob is such a f*cktard.

by Jeremiah Parks October 16, 2005

F*cktard

A person of questionable sexual orientation that hangs by it's thumbs in a mingotree spewing vomit and acid upon anyone that passes close by.

Watch out where you walk in this park, there be a F*cktard in every mingotree and they will spew on you!

by yellowpi July 16, 2008

Cretard

(n). A credit-challenged individual. i.e. Someone unable to secure suitable financing.

Brian is a cretard. He's definitely cretarded. No bank will take him.

by Blue_Genes December 12, 2010

Cretard

A crazy retard

Man, stop acting like a cretard.

by cretard October 23, 2008

cutarded

An adjective towards someone usually used as a dis. In stead of usuing the word retarded because unlike cutarded , retarded may offend one and is usually miss used. And by chance that you really are cutarded, be proud of it, show the world simply by getting a "friend" to write the letter C without your permission on your forehead.

For example it can be used in such situations:
"your a loser!"
"yeah well your catarded!"
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"UH! this is so cutarded!"
Or
"Uh! i ran into the wall skipping because someone stopped the skipping rope at fire in the skipping game "somebody nobody...you know your cutarded when..."

by maddie and coral February 26, 2006