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Cerp

A Cerp originates from the use of derp mixed with cop to make 'cerp'. Identified as a SUV that's obviously a highway patrolman.
George: Yo look at that suspicious SUV on the side of the road.
Noah: Seems to be a damn cerp, you can even see the PD sticker on the back.
by YaboiCerpy May 22, 2016
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cephalorectal

The condition of having one's head up one's ass.
That dude's head is way up his ass- he's got a bad case of cephalorectal syndrome.
by Big bass jbot January 1, 2016
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cephalon

1. The head region found on most arthropods such as Trilobites or Isopods. The cephalon usually contains eyes, a mouth, and other rudimentary sensory organs.

2. A Cephalon is an ancient sentient being with multiple brains in Star Wars lore. A single Cephalon contains many simple intelligences which control the body's appendages and other physical movements while also collecting information to send to the main brain of the Cephalon. The main brain is the only one able to conceptualize information and can perceive the universe in four dimensions.

3. A sentient AI intelligence in the popular MMO, Warframe. There are many Cephalons throughout the game with the most known being your ship's Cephalon, Ordis. Cephalons serve many various purposes such as ship navigation, knowledge acquirement, and general assistance. It is implied that Cephalons were first created by the Orokin in order to serve them throughout their lives. Cephalons take on human-like traits and personalities and can even act on their own intentions if need be.
1. The ancient Trilobite's anatomy consists of the pygidium, thorax, and at the top, the cephalon.

2. A Cephalon by the name of Whiplash opposed the Empire in a resistance movement in Star Wars lore.

3. Cephalon Ordis just won't stop talking, huh? Good thing there's an option to mute him specifically.
by LostSocks September 3, 2016
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Cephantics

The word to best describe the you embrace a chaotic and goofy gremlin enegy in a simalar fashion to how the AI vtuber CephyGlitch.
do not troll me with your cephantics
by CephyGlitch January 31, 2023
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Jasmine Cephas Jones

Jasmine Cephas Jones is an American actress and singer, best known for originating the dual roles of Peggy Schuyler and Maria Reynolds in the 2015 Broadway musical Hamilton. In 2020, Cephas Jones won a Primetime Emmy for portraying Tyisha in #freerayshawn. She was born July 21, 1989 in Brooklyn, New York. In December 2018, her Hamilton co-star, Anthony Ramos proposed to her and she said yes after 5 long years. They are set to get married in 2021. Her mother is British and her father is African American. She starred in the movie Blindspotting with Hamilton co-star, Daveed Diggs and Rafael Casal. Blindspotting is becoming a TV series and will be on Starz. Jones has been in a total of 16 movies/shows (Blindspotting, #FREERAYSHAWN, Hamilton : An American Musical, Monsters and Men, Mrs. Fletcher, Dog Days, The Photograph, Mistress America, Marriage Story, Titus, Honest Thief, Hamilton's America, Fairfield, One Night in Miami, Blood Surf, and Midnight Texas). Her Zodiac sign is Cancer. She currently lives in BKLYN, NY with her fiancée and their two dogs, Prince and Nala. She also makes an appearance in her fiancée's song, "Mind Over Matter" and she is in the spicy music video with him.
Person 1 : Have you have heard The Blue Bird EP by Jasmine Cephas Jones? My favorite song on it is Gone Girl.

Person 2 : Yeah, I heard it when it came out! My favorite song is Alice!

Person 3 : No, I haven't heard it yet! I have to listen to the album! I remember her from Hamilton! Say No To This was amazing!

Person 1 + 2 : Yeah, she was amazing in Hamilton!
by awayinamanger November 10, 2020
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CERP

Combat Erotic RolePlay.

Guaranteed to earn you instant disrespect within any roleplaying community.
CERPing Chad: Duuuuuuuuude! I just CERPed with this h o t ass chick! I pretty much whacked all the sperm out of my body.
Virgin Zucc: Yo, don't you think that hot chick might be a forty-year-old black man roleplaying as a chick in order to get a free jerk?
CERPing Chad: Bro, it doesn't matter. I got my whack on!
by gingershrek May 27, 2018
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Cherphobia

Strong fear of Cher and her songs
Person 1 : Wanna listen to Believe
Person 2 : No you know I have Cherphobia. Don't you dare.

Person 1 : *plays Believe*
Person 2 : Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
by Zeibby December 2, 2020
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