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Ceaser's Fire brigade

1) When the government or government officals destroys your property or assets and you have to pay for any damages, repairs, legal costs and any further government taxes to do with said property or assets.

2) Where the government legally aquires your property without permission and destroys it in order to make way for a highway or another government owned structure.

This word was made famous when Marcus Licinius Crassus who came from a wealthy roman family created the first fire brigade in Rome and would have hundreds of men on hand to help put out the flames. Unfortunatly the firemen refused to help without gaining at least a third of the price of the property, these deals were usually made whilst the property was burning.

Augustus Ceaser adopted this Idea and built his own fire brigade where he would burn down other peoples properties and then claim them as damaged goods which could be legally aquired by Augustus Ceaser.
Government: Excuse me sir we have aquired your home to make way for a highway with tolls

Joe Blow: What Ive been living on this land for fifty years you can't do that

Government: Is it a bird is it plane, no It's Ceaser's Fire brigade now piss off.
by blashada October 18, 2012
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chasedy

Chasedy is some what of a quiet person although she’s not really open about her feelings when she is she’s too scared to say it. Chasedy loves multiple colors she’s a very loving and forgiving person. Chasedy often does remember what your dreams about.

Chasedy‘s relationships are difficult for her it’s hard for her to find someone that is always there for her but one day she will find someone that she will not be expecting to be with. Chasedy’s sex life although she’s very gentle and sweet and cares about her partner she shall never forget them at all when Chasedy’s with someone she will do everything in her power to stay with that person
Chasedy I will always care about you.
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That guy is so chased! Police must be coming for him!
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When someone is in a bad mood; similar to "did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?"
Why are you so angry? Who creased your laces?
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It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!

An American saying of complete disgust and anger toward a particularly dumbass situation, often accompanied by throwing of hands in the air and/or a wagging of the head side to side.
Johnny Shatt had a particularly quiet night eating cheesy nachos, a large fry, and a chocolate shake with his close friends from art college. His friends thought the night rather uneventful, quiet and uncharacteristically tranquil. Until...Johnny S. thought he could squeeze off a little pressure from inside his baggy white, PGA khaki shorts. Suddenly, the silence was interrupted by a strange pop, pop, pop and one hell of raw sewage shhhhhtink! The only reply by his immediate neighbor, Jacky Sniff with hands held toward the heavens cried woefully: "It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!" With that, the lads left Johnny at the table, stewing in his now wet (but warm) shhhhtinky-ass shorts in all small town outside Losssss Angeleeeeezzz.
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ad-censed

Combination of Google's "Ad Sense" and "incensed" (meaning angry or irritated), describing inappropriate internet ads that you feel shouldn't be targeted at you.
Dude, wtf? Why are you getting ads for ladies jeans?

Bro. No idea. I'm simply ad-censed!
by Ae5Ea8 February 26, 2015
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