YES! I DIDN'T FAIL THE GOD DAMN PHYSICS EXAM! I'M GOING TO PASSTURBATE FOR HOURS TONIGHT!!! I'm going to do some passturbation.
by Yandereperson March 5, 2011
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Kid: Bro, last night i chasturbated naked in my baby sitters living room chair.
Friend: That's chasturbation at its best
Friend: That's chasturbation at its best
by Old Spicy January 10, 2011
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Masturbating online in a video camera enabled chat server.
A camsturbator logs in to a chat room with a cam pointed at their genitalia while they pleasure themselves.
A camsturbator logs in to a chat room with a cam pointed at their genitalia while they pleasure themselves.
I'm going to go online for some camsturbation.
by Lovefaucet January 24, 2011
Get the Camsturbation mug.The style of football (soccer) made popular by the Barcelona squad and Spanish national sides. This style of football is marked by a teams OCD-like need to pass the ball as many times as possible during a match; even if the pass serves no other purpose than to pad the player's stats and serve the manager's delusion that whoever passes the ball the most wins the game. This includes 1-yard sideways passes in your own half while under no pressure, passing while staring at an open net inside the box and the 40-yard backwards pass to the goalkeeper.
Person 1: Are you a Barcelona fan?
Person 2: Hell yeah. I basically bust a nut while watching that team not try and score, but instead just pass the ball around. How about you?
Person 1: Nah, I'm not a huge fan of passturbation. I like teams that can actually fuck; like Baryen Munich, for instance. Hey, didn't those two teams play each other recently?
Person 2: Uhh...Messi was hurt that day...both days....
Person 2: Hell yeah. I basically bust a nut while watching that team not try and score, but instead just pass the ball around. How about you?
Person 1: Nah, I'm not a huge fan of passturbation. I like teams that can actually fuck; like Baryen Munich, for instance. Hey, didn't those two teams play each other recently?
Person 2: Uhh...Messi was hurt that day...both days....
by fatgunnersaurus November 21, 2013
Get the Passturbation mug.the incessant referral to how classy one is. masturbating your own ego about being a really classy person. verbally jacking yourself off because everyone else probably thinks you're a real horse's ass. read: the opposite of classy or having class.
"why does she keep talking about how she's the classy one in this feud"
"she's just classturbating. she's a chronic classturbator".
"she's just classturbating. she's a chronic classturbator".
by yeahbuddyyeah July 8, 2011
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2) a class which teaches you nothing and serves no scholastic goal.
2) a class which teaches you nothing and serves no scholastic goal.
by the moody booze August 3, 2008
Get the classturbation mug.The homosexual counterpart of the masturbation-fueled car. It is a car that has been painted in all sorts of gay pride colors, symbols, and slogans, and is driven by a gay man or lesbian in hopes that he/she will get as many gay lovers as desired.
by Mark H July 15, 2004
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