catsturbation

When one or more of the feline persuasion pleasure themselves with their porpus toungue.

Luna, if you dont stop the Catsturbation Joanna will do it for you!

by Bryannames November 10, 2006

Casturbating

Watching porn via Google Chromecast.

I had the house to myself so I decided to do some serious casturbating and cast porn from my phone to my living room TV.

by RX0 September 4, 2013

Crashsturbation

The phenomenon of attempting masturbation, while simultaneously falling asleep, and being unable to choose a preference for either.

Me: What do you want to do tonight? I'm kind of horny, but I'm also kind of sleepy...
S.O.: I'm not going to be able to go out tonight, I have to work. What are you going to do?
Me: I don't know, I guess I'll stay in and watch TV. I'll probably end up deep in the throes of crashsturbation before the night is over.
S.O.: Sounds good. Let me know which one ends up winning!

by BigBiscuitDog May 29, 2017

cashtration

The act of cutting your financial supply off.

Don't sack me please, I don't want to be cashtrated!

Cashtration is a sick thing I tell you.

by 123b October 4, 2009

Cashtration

A man who experiences an extreme loss of cash flow and feels he can no longer afford to impress “the ladies” suffers from cashtration or financial impotence.

{Source: based on the alternative definition given at the HotForWords website}

When he lost his job during the credit crunch, he felt too cashtrated (verb of cashtration) to entertain any ideas of dating in the near future.

by Jeorne May 6, 2009

Casturbating

When you break your arm/wrist/or hand that you normally use to masturbate with, and have to use the opposite hand to masturbate, because the cast you have to wear, hurts your dick.

Mike: Dude last night really sucked!!

Joe: How come?

Mike: Ever since I broke my wrist, I've been Casturbating, and it gave me a cramp!!!

Joe: Dayyyummmm

by gbainlaxman January 30, 2010

Cashtration

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

I can't go on a dinner with you 'cause i'm going through this whole cashtration.

by anafo July 11, 2011