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Cansplaining

When you're talking about the, generally winter, weather and a Canadian starts telling you about how that's 'not really cold' or 'you want to know whatnreal cold is?'
Completely unprompted of course. They will crawl out of the woodwork to tell you how not cold the weather you're experiencing is.
Person: 'Man it's freezing here. It's only 35 degrees.'
Canadian: '35 freedom units? That's only 2 celcius. It's -23c here right now if you want to talk about REAL cold.
Person: 'Are you cansplaining winter to me? This is Texas, our homes aren't insulated for this.'
Canadian: 'No, you're right, I'm sorry.'
by TheElfiestElf March 26, 2025
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Karsplaining

When a Karen comments on someone's content then someone calls her out on her bullshit so she tries to explain her ridiculous, bigotted or hurtful point of view to the rest of the internet.
Stop Karsplaining what you wrote Sharon, we all know what you meant with that comment.
by Crispy chickey nuggets October 22, 2020
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carniplaining

A carnivor giving an explanation of how to substitute meat to a vegetarian/vegan.
"Whenever you want some smoked ham, you can have some smoked cheese." -- "Stop carniplaining vegetarianism to me!"
by RacletteWithHam January 22, 2022
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Calisplaining

When someone from California explains something in a condescending way that people who aren't from California wouldn't understand.
Juular: "Isn't that just bread with avocado smeared on it, a white painted rustic looking living room, and a place full of douchebags?"

Emma: "UGH NO. It's called like, avocado toast. And that's just trendy farmhouse design and the city of known as LA. Don't you get it?!"

Juular: "Calisplaining much?"
by pizzapie123 May 16, 2022
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Chansplaining

It’s mansplaining but when Chan does it
Yes - I know how it works but he was chansplaining it to me anyway
by Hmlt March 8, 2023
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Garsplaining

A nonsense word I made up for: Explaining something like a crazy dream you had.

Example: (based off the netflix series LEGO Ninjago) 'And then the ninja flew in on dragons, but there was a massive monster controlled by Lord Garmadon!'
"So I saw my dad sitting in a chair, but he's dead! so i said 'what are you doing here?' and he-" "Woah, dude! Slow down, you're totally garsplaining!!"
by P0ppyhed920 August 16, 2024
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copsplaining

when a law enforcement officer (COP) rambles on making up some BS to try to make him sound like he knows what hes talking about when he actually doesn't
an officer is COPSPLAINING when they say things like:
is for my pretection that you take your hands out of your pockets.....
they don't want you here in this public building so you have to leave and we can trespass you.....
you can't record them in public they have a right to privacy
by auditing the police April 20, 2024
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