Roll out the pink carpet

To offer sex as a form of gratitude or atonement.

As gratitude:

Jeff: "I helped your sister get her car out of a snow bank last night"

Mike: "Thanks dude, that's cool of you"

Jeff: "No need to thank me, she rolled out the pink carpet"

Mike: "What?!"

As atonement:

Jeff: "Fern borrowed my new car and scratched the damn paint!"

Mike: "Did she roll out the pink carpet?"

Jeff: "Damn right she did!"

by UncleJeffy February 3, 2010

cartheist

A person who films in their car YouTube videos which espouse, defend, or attempt to justify religion. (Vertical video is optional, but frequent.)

"Oh, jeepers, not another cartheist! Why do you all film in your stupid car???"

by BionicDance June 8, 2019

aaron carpenter

A beautiful boy who is apart of magcon, but doesn't get recognized as much as he should.
Aaron carpenter is the best thing that will ever happen too you!!!

Aaron carpenter is beautiful... He is sexy too.

by magcon lover March 24, 2014

carpet Picasso

A lighthearted nickname for your new and untrained puppy.

Let’s put our talented little carpet Picasso in his kennel while we’re out for a little while!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Caraphernelia

A broken-heart disease whenever someone leaves you but leaves all their things behind.

She left me with caraphernelia.

by Che39 December 19, 2010

Sabrina Carpenter

MY MOM she slays mine and yours and your grandma’s asses. creator of the iconic song When You Feel Like Shit On Your Period. don’t play with the pasta queen. her voice is like an angel and will leave your wig in the next dimension. she’s a punny, gorgeous, loving, kind human whom the world does not deserve. singular is coming for the world’s weaves don’t say i didn’t warn you. she took a shower and she’s feeling wet. be an intellectual and go stream EVOLution and Eyes Wide Open, your ears will thank me later. don’t even try to hate on her because she’ll sick goodwin on you. she pushed all the lemons and has proved that she will keep snapping and keep showing the world that she ain’t no child. *peace signs out*

i’m gay for Sabrina Carpenter and for Sabrina Carpenter only

by alnetogethers September 29, 2018

Carpenter Theory

When you get someone 'hammered' and you 'nail' them.

I think I'm going to use the Carpenter Theory tonight on Megan.

by Anonymous33745 March 25, 2010