shop caller

When you're such a player that you call the shops around town to let them know you've got bank and to treat your shorty right.

"My man is a shop caller, he makes sure to let everyone know that I'm his girl and that they betta take care of me while I'm spendin his dough."

Playas are gon play
and hatas are gon hate
ballas are gon ball,
shop callas are gon call

by shopcalla4eva April 29, 2009

Callege

The social side of College/Uni which excludes any form of real work or study. Said phonetically in a babied voice.

"You goin into callege, nah?" - Neil

"Ya, we go for scoops? - Steve

by hama November 3, 2010

The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You!

George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it

From the show Seinfeld

George: The Jerk Store called, They're running out of you!
Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine: Ehhhh

by Sinatrafan77 January 8, 2012

Calleigh

The name calleigh is a gorgeous name for a girl a calleigh is often very beautiful and extremely outgoing and funny shell get along with everyone and have lots of boys surrounding her but when she does have a relationship she stays true to them and doesnt deal with bullshit in between

:D

ex: "Whoa I Wanna Be A Calleigh!"

by jdogWOOT December 2, 2010

so-called president

Donald Trump. A way to refer to the man in the highest public office without degrading the dignity of said office. Can be used with or in place of his name.

Person A: Did you watch the so-called president's inauguration?
Person B: Hell no.

At 6 a.m., so-called President Trump tweeted, "children with cancer are weak losers. Sad!"

by UncleJoeBiden January 14, 2017

Calleigh

The person named Calleigh is so beautiful and can get any man. They don’t care what others say and will always act like a crackhead. She is fun loving and sometimes acts like a idiot. If a Calleigh is reading this, luv u sistah

Me: “hey Is your name Calleigh?”

Her: “yeah why?”

Me: “you are my automatic BFF and your amazing”

by U•A_cLoWn January 14, 2020

Carlet

The name of the baddest bitch in the popular game of (Fortnite) with the (sweatiest) game play above all others.

That kid is a (sweaty) (carlet) bruh

by Shit is Real June 6, 2020