Caillou

Ugh, he’s that whiny bald kid on PBS that teaches kids how to be assholes.
I bet 100 bucks his mom is chugging down some vodka every night

Caillou: MoMmEeE cAn i gEt a ChErrY oN mY iCecreAm?!?
Mom: Well we actually don’t hav-
Cailllou: NOOOO MOMMY AHHHHHRGhjjreREEER
British Narrator: Caillou was upset because he really wanted a cherry on his ice cream

by bubble.chald January 16, 2020

Caillou

A whiny, bratty, short, annoying, stupid, crappy freaking 2 year old on a freakin annoying pointless tv show that I hope has ended.

Never in your life's do you ever want to be a caillou, because then everyone will hate you and want to kill you.

by Troll_monkey_(got.u.so.gud) November 7, 2016

caillou

A fucked up kid's show about a spoiled little turd who gets upset when he doesn't get his way.

If Caillou was real, I'd kill him.

by BklynKnight March 6, 2005

caillou

Such a Little brat and a CUNT. Caillou is a dickwad that only cares for himself and hates everyone.

hey caillou you're a CUNT

by CaillouIsACUNT September 15, 2019

caillou

satan himself born into a little child twat's body

"Oh look, it's satan... wait no that's caillou"

by okpleasestop May 10, 2018

caillou

A worthless piece of shit that walks around killing people with smells and looks. he doesn't know anything because he gets kicked out of every school. when he gets in a fight he always wins because of his looks and smells, no wonder every body is scared of him. when I try to watch the show I have nightmares for the next week or so, Caillou is the biggest horror movie/show, that's why he gets no fricking views, people are to scared of him. he's the new momo people die because of him, why so dramatic im over here locking all doors and closing all windows also blocking that show. when people see him at the airport they get on a plane immediately even if its not there plane, just to get away from that ugly-ass cancer infected bitch. no wonder people are starting to jump off bridges, because of this little f*ck

mom: go to your room
Caillou: *destruction of the world*

by badaja man March 16, 2019

cardillo

n - a gangsta phrase for any person who is a pimp or pimpin' it. a person who hooks up for sport, mainly a male.

1.mah nigga chris be the illest cardillo on da east coast.

2.if you really need to get laid just go see the local cardillo.

by ashinator April 18, 2005