baseball cards

Basically these are collector items in the vein of Pokemon Cards and Magic Cards, but predates all card based collectables. Like magic and pokemon cards, baseball cards contain statistics, but unlike magic and pokemon cards, the players with which these statistics refer to are real and not imaginary like players dipicted in magic and pokemon, which are made up to serve gaming purposes. Thus, baseball cards are not gaming cards and serve only to amuse and pleasure those who love baseball and their players (See keedon, baseball).

That damn keedon got so obsessed with getting that Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card that he flunked his midterms and got me to do his homework. Damn him and his obsession with baseball cards!!! (See keedon).

by Dean Truong November 5, 2005

pokemon cards

A type of card smuggling operation in primary schools where students trade cards on the dark web of the school while whiny year 1s complain about how they wanted tradebacks

Joey: What pokemon cards you got to trade

Bob: Mega Primal magikarp gx ex
Joey: You got a sleeve for that so I can SLIP it in?

by ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴀʏ ʙɪɢ ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ B I G May 1, 2019

Couple of Cards

A pair of buds that like to hang out together.

(Dan as Leo): *stands next to Vincent(Arin)*
Arin: Look at us Leo, a couple of cards.

by pseu-odonkayeo1179 February 20, 2020

Trading Pokemon Cards

A discreet way to talk about having sex.

"I've been trading Pokemon cards wit Luke all week long now!"-Lauren

by the flashy knight March 19, 2011

Bang Bros Trading Cards

Collectable trading Cards for persons over the age of 18. What started off as a porn movie prop was developed for distribution in 2017. Due to Printing Issues Bang Bros cards were rarely available, Many have found their way onto Ebay selling for hundreds of dollars. . DMCA Takedown ordered bangbros.com to destroy some of the product, Bang bros continues to deny existence of cards.

"I collect Bang Bros Trading Cards"

"I want a Mia Khalifa X-Rated Rookie"
"I will Trade you a Stormy Daniels card and Alaska "
- Donald Trump

by sislovesme March 2, 2023

Heart of the Cards

The idea that an inanimate object can someone provide you with exactly what you need at exactly the right time.

The term comes from the popular Japanese anime/toy advert Yu-Gi-Oh, which centres around a card game played by the titular hero. Often when playing, Yu-Gi-Oh will call on the Heart of the Cards to provide him with the precise card(s) he needs to win the game, which it somehow usually does.

Doug: (thinks during a poker game) I have three queens and a jack. If I believe in the Heart of the Cards, the deck will provide me with the jack I need.
(Doug pulls a two)
Doug: DAMMIT

by WatcherMark September 19, 2019

Playing cards

A phrase used to describe one's inability to eat, pee or sit down while taking care of your loved ones.

Maureen Walsh: “... nurses are probably playing cards for a considerable amount of the day!”

by AuntDoritoRN April 19, 2019