Brown Cappy

The solid piece of shit that holds in the runny shit behind it.
DAMN! I tried holding in that Brown Cappy, but it got loose and I shit all over myself.
by Unibomber June 11, 2004
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Cappy Blappy

A nickname used to describe capybaras (plural), often used to describe two capybaras named Gort and Quandale Dingle from the Urban Rescue Ranch in Waco, TX.
OMG ZADDY LOOK AT THEM FINE CAPPY BLAPPYS 😍😍😍
by CappyBlappy July 04, 2022
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Cappy Andy

Cappy Andy is the name they give stereotypical Capricorn's.

They are fierce, emotionless and a complete dick.
They can however be one of the best lovers you've ever wished for.
Girl: "What's wrong with that guy, he's being a real dick!"
Guy: "Don't worry he's just a Cappy Andy , Its in his nature"
by NUT_(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ December 17, 2018
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Cappy-Turd

A Cappy-turd is someone who is extremely complicated yet simple, let me break it down.
Cappy: Extremely happy and positive, but gets in a crappy mood when people don't respond, also fairly annoying & clingy which is unfortunate since they have a good personality
Turd: They have a low self esteem and are a literal turd, this could also be a metaphor for wanting to break free and fly away but there are too many barriers in the way (Cappy-turd = Flappy Bird)
So, essentially a Cappy-Turd is just someone who is crappy and happy.
Did Janey just double text you?? She must be a Cappy-Turd
by ubbi dubbi doo June 04, 2017
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Cappy-bara

n. A small Asian that smokes a lot of pot, eats, and sleeps for days on end. Known for it's thick hide, and hibernation skills.

Hey, Cappy-bara. Are you going to wake up and go to class today?"
by Hollywooddropout October 20, 2007
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cappie

a derogatory word used to refer to a capitalist; the opposite of commie.
Arrrgh, look at all the homeless people! Those dirty cappies just can't live without people in poverty, can they?
by PBJelly6 November 09, 2024
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Cappie

Pronunciation: /ˈkæpi/

A cappie (noun) refers to an overzealous investor expert who, in a state of unbridled enthusiasm, enthusiastically recommends a stock that, in hindsight, is mediocre or unremarkable. Characterized by an excessive reliance on gut instinct and a tendency to overlook fundamental analysis, the cappie is prone to making bold, yet ultimately misguided, investment decisions.
Person 1: I heard John is recommending a new biotech stock. He might be onto something."

Person 2: "I wouldn't count on it. John's been acting like a cappie lately, always hyping up the next big thing without doing his due diligence. I think he's just trying to get attention.
by Erequoisèlobie August 07, 2024
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