Cap'n Jazz

An indie band from the early 90s who were very influential to the emo scene. Broke up in 94, reformed as "Owls". Amazing band.

In the Clear is the best song ever.

by Zako May 13, 2005

Cap'n Crunch mouth

When the roof of your mouth gets all torn up after eating Cap'n Crunch or some other rough food.

I get Cap'n Crunch mouth after eating 2 bowls of that friggin cereal!

by Carla Reyes January 11, 2008

cap'n crunch

A good-tasting cereal that cuts the roof of your mouth.

Captain Crunch cuts the roof of your mouth.

by Go Peter April 24, 2003

CapnOAwesome

A man on YouTube named Kevin, or a former YouTuber, known by those in the know as a staunch atheist, 'pwning' VioletKitty411, also having started a 'Pantless Revolution'. On top of making less-than-reputable videos, he gave up in a fight with FakeSagan, and later posted a video of him having sex with FakeSagan's fiance (probably an older video), Oshun, and closed his account.

FakeSagan is still after CapnOAwesome today.

"The Holocaust was biggest myth ever created by mankind."--CapnOAwesome

"I declare an Atheist Jihad on VioletKitty411. This all started when she left a comment on my profile, and then blocked me immediately afterwords so I couldn't reply.
Until I get unblocked and/or an apology, I will continue my Jihad."
--CapnOAwesome

by NoFadsThen February 21, 2009

Cap'n

Short for "Captain"

Can be accompanied with Awesome.

Crunchitize me, Cap'n!

by Cap'n Awesome May 3, 2005

Crunchatize me cap'n!

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

by happycaptain September 18, 2020

Cap'n Crush

The delicious combination of Captain Morgan and Orange Crush originated by Easycore singer Tyler White in the suburbs of Detroit, Michigan. Tastes like a creamsicle. The addition of Orange Crush lowers the bite of the rum and enhances the taste all together. Usually consumed in a water bottle, when half a fifth of Captain Morgan's is left, or just chasing Captains with Crush.

Other flavors of Crush and even other kinds of Orange Soda can be used and still qualify as Cap'n Crush but nothing beats the original combination.

Eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch during your intoxication off the drink is recommended.

Last night that Cap'n Crush totally snuck up on me

by skramlife June 13, 2011