man candy

any actor who was in the movie 300.

Man, Leonidus is a hot piece of man candy!

by DSilver December 26, 2007

man candy

The cause of my neck strain. I see it every morning when I drive to work. Young, dark and lean Hispanic day laborers that stand in a parking lot waiting for work. I mentally grow their hair, take off their clothes and put loin cloths on them.

Hey girls, take a look at that man candy! Yow!!!!

by Sugarmomma November 8, 2006

candy apple man

Someone who makes weird peculular decisions based on wahtever reason.

'Why did you shave you underarms...it's i bit candy apple man, dont you think?'

by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006

man candy

The bulk old fashioned candy that is sold at retail stores with a largely male customer base. Types of stores include auto parts, hardware, farm supply, sporting goods and lumber yards. Examples of the candies include circus peanuts, licorish whips, bit-o-honey, sour cherry balls, chocolate covered peanuts, and pink wintergreen mints.

Cabela's has great sour cherry balls in their man candy section.

by Farm Daughter March 1, 2011

Man Candy

A dude who often times walks like a gay man with his arms swinging at his sides. Known to dance sporadically in the hallways.

Man candy is so totally flaming!

Yeah, but I still love him.

by Antitdisestablishmentarianism April 18, 2009

Daddy man candy

A man who loves Mabel very much until he is forced to be a homosexual and touch Mabel in that spot.

Oh would you look at that that’s a daddy man Candy.

by Kslskdjdjhdj7hd April 9, 2022

stupid chocolate candy bar shaped like a man

a meaningless and racist insult from some vyond video

soldier 1: hehe... frick.
soldier 2: ok now i heard that, you stupid chocolate candy bar shaped like a man

by insert a handle here UwU March 7, 2020