Protagonist of the best book ever written for teenagers, The Catcher In The Rye. Holden is depressive, narcissistic and self obsessed yet he is strangely sexy and overwhelmingly likeable. Just ask any teenage girl (or boy, if you swing that way): Holden is the sexiest literary character ever.
Yes, even more so than Sirius Black.
Holden refers to everybody as a phoney, hates his private school friends, hates himself and hates just about everything else.
Yes, even more so than Sirius Black.
Holden refers to everybody as a phoney, hates his private school friends, hates himself and hates just about everything else.
"Damn, I would so spoon Holden Caulfield!"
"If Holden Caulfield were alive today, there is a 98.9% chance that he would be emo...and sexy"
"If Holden Caulfield were alive today, there is a 98.9% chance that he would be emo...and sexy"
by bandanasarerad January 17, 2007
Get the holden caulfield mug.(N) Someone who swears, or talks in profane language excessively.
(v) To breakout in a massive and excessive amount of profanity to the degree of incomprehensible. Typically followed by an apology, followed by more profanity. (ex. Aww....shit I shouldn't have said that)
(n) One who is extremely homophobic
(v) To breakout in a massive and excessive amount of profanity to the degree of incomprehensible. Typically followed by an apology, followed by more profanity. (ex. Aww....shit I shouldn't have said that)
(n) One who is extremely homophobic
(n) Dude, its just Halo you Canfield
(v) You talk about graveyards one more time, and I will Canfield you
(n) Dude don't be a Canfield, let me rub my balls all over your toothbrush, bed, and towel!
Dialogue Example:
(canfield playing Halo): Aw...fuck you you fucking peckerhead mother fucking son of a bitch!
Person 1: Calm down dude, its just halo
Cafield: Aw fuck you too mother fucker! You JACKASS
(3 second pause)...Aw shit fellers I shouldn't have said that...ya peckerhead.
(v) You talk about graveyards one more time, and I will Canfield you
(n) Dude don't be a Canfield, let me rub my balls all over your toothbrush, bed, and towel!
Dialogue Example:
(canfield playing Halo): Aw...fuck you you fucking peckerhead mother fucking son of a bitch!
Person 1: Calm down dude, its just halo
Cafield: Aw fuck you too mother fucker! You JACKASS
(3 second pause)...Aw shit fellers I shouldn't have said that...ya peckerhead.
by Chris Kaczmarek April 2, 2008
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A school district in Canfield Ohio ran by a board office that does not understand what money is. Canfield schools in its years of education has gotten very good at embezzling tax payer dollars. Canfield schools claims to have the highest education standards but the lowest building maintenance standards. Canfield schools specializes in 100 year old school buildings that do not have roofs. This school district continues to take tax payer money but claim that they do not have enough money to maintain the wellbeing of the school district.
by Mr Flood January 17, 2023
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Person 1: Why's that person outside that preschool
Person 2: Oh he must be a Ben
Ben is a bot
That persons outside a preschool he must a Ben Caulfield
Person 2: Oh he must be a Ben
Ben is a bot
That persons outside a preschool he must a Ben Caulfield
by Ethan is a god of gods April 2, 2019
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I don't do my work at school, even though I'm super-intelligent and know I could ace anything in school I wanted. I pretend to be dumb, so people will ignore me. I'm an underachiever but I know I could do better. I could dream if I want to, but dreams are merely fake. Teachers are always frustrated. They bully me, so what's the point in trying? Also, girls don't tend to like me much... they almost always go for the guy who's popular, in football, has all the money. I get called a dweeb a lot. I have low frustration tolerance. When I was running at track I felt so higher than everyone in the class I felt like I could kill almost everybody, frustration makes me crazy. Even though I wasn't the best runner & almost finished close to last, I know that I deserve more respect than this. Damn society forcing me to do this bullshit. Saying football is only good for raising your social status, and impressing females. I had sex with a prostitute. Sex is kinda overrated. It wasn't as good as I was hoping it would be. No, no feelings were reciprocated. Oh well. Teachers tell me I have potential but school and society is so fake. I hate the fakeness of it all. I just don't give a shit, man. It's so phony. Everything in society & about society is phony. It's a sick fuckin world. We all live in lies. Why even try? Who is there to impress? No one there to impress except myself. I'm Holden, you are all fake & lower than me in terms of universal intelligence.
I don't do my work at school, even though I'm super-intelligent and know I could ace anything in school I wanted. I pretend to be dumb, so people will ignore me. I'm an underachiever but I know I could do better. I could dream if I want to, but dreams are merely fake. Teachers are always frustrated. They bully me, so what's the point in trying? Also, girls don't tend to like me much... they almost always go for the guy who's popular, in football, has all the money. I get called a dweeb a lot. I have low frustration tolerance. When I was running at track I felt so higher than everyone in the class I felt like I could kill almost everybody, frustration makes me crazy. Even though I wasn't the best runner & almost finished close to last, I know that I deserve more respect than this. Damn society forcing me to do this bullshit. Saying football is only good for raising your social status, and impressing females. I had sex with a prostitute. Sex is kinda overrated. It wasn't as good as I was hoping it would be. No, no feelings were reciprocated. Oh well. Teachers tell me I have potential but school and society is so fake. I hate the fakeness of it all. I just don't give a shit, man. It's so phony. Everything in society & about society is phony. It's a sick fuckin world. We all live in lies. Why even try? Who is there to impress? No one there to impress except myself. I'm Holden, you are all fake & lower than me in terms of universal intelligence.
^^Holden Caulfield is the main protagonist character in the 1951 J.D. Salinger novel Catcher in the Rye.
by Holden M Caulfield April 22, 2016
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by Dumbledore2680 November 22, 2018
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Dude 1: "Hey man, did you invite Holden Caufield to the party?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, you trying to smoke a bowl?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, you trying to smoke a bowl?"
by D O Double Jeff April 27, 2009
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