H-calves

a very cute&attractive male, with a gorgeous smile and eyes to match. usually tall, and smart, and plays basketball. cept he has an ego the size of Mt. Rushmore.

Me: Wow, look at H-calves isnt he dreamy?
Girl: Yeah, except for his big head.

by x3kadnam December 9, 2009

Small Calves Syndrome

A little known hereditary illness that prevents the calf muscle from experiencing proper muscle hypertrophy(muscle growth).

This illnes is common in those with a passion for lifting. This may be due to an alteration in the tREN-062 gene, that results in the passion for lifting, aswell as the syndrome.

"Its not becouse i dont train them, its because of my small calves syndrome."

by Gymbro. March 8, 2022

Big calves

When someone is so smart, that they show possible symptoms of Autism. They must have extra brains in their calves.

You know the birth dates of every Avenger? You must have big calves.

by theDudeYouNevaKnow August 11, 2022

assed up from the calves up

used to describe a woman (usually) hu has a saggy arse.

boy 1: man! that hoe sho is assed up from the calves up!

boy 2: fligga is talking crazy. mo fo has some bitchin arse. i'd sho like to slap up, slap down and slam on that!

boy 1: fo shizzle!

by xTruth_Hurtsx May 18, 2007

Pedophile Calves

One who's calves are so muscular and sexy they evoke fear into the hearts of the innocent.

Jack has Pedophile Calves and makes kendall quiver in fear.

by derpdiddyderp69 June 26, 2010

lancaster calves

Having large, muscular calves

A lady whose calves are like WHAT

Damn, those calves are straight Lancaster calves

by chinobeans May 6, 2009

Fat Calves

The result of a life time of eating too many chicken kebabs and playing tennis. If one has fat calves they are always in denial that they have fat calves and claim that it is just muscle, resulting in asking in a rather homo-erotic way to feel the calves to show they are not fat when they are clearly visibly fat.

Predox "Had a beltin chicken kebab last night from Abdul's"
Keane "I can tell, your calves are looking fatter than usual lad"
Predox "My calves are not fat you swine! Come here, feel them, I'll prove I don't have fat calves"
Keane "No thanks"

by GF August 19, 2006