Calorie Sponge

Used to define a fat chick who seems to think being thicc is acceptably sexy

‘Yo this bitch hit me up said she was thicker then a snickers, but man one look and I could see she was just a big calorie sponge’

by Wheel chair accessible July 5, 2021

Calorie Troll

Somebody who is so strapped for calories and desperate to make their macros that they resort to eating olive oil

Dain: Have you seen Marks meal plan?
Connor: Yea, he blends olive oil into his protein shake. What a calorie troll

by MrWine January 28, 2022

calorie shaming

Calories shaming is someone fit or in shape, point out to you that you shouldn't eat something based on the number of calories that are in the food or drink. Don't get a large drink, it has 350 calories, get a medium, it has 250. You just had breakfast, you don't need the extra calories.

don't order a double cheeseburger, you don't need the calories. Quit calorie shaming me. Mom's and frienemies are the worst at calorie shaming

by Deadmoneyps August 22, 2022

calorie debt

When your daily calorie intake exceeds your daily calorie diet.

Wow you just ate two double doubles, fries and a coke. You're definitely going into calorie debt.

by JJ Julien Love September 16, 2013

calorie expensive

a food that is way too high in calories to fit into one's current diet

Woah, that triple chocolate cheesecake is WAY too calorie expensive for me today; I've already hit my 1300 calories/day goal.

by Lionflower April 28, 2010

Calorie slut

A person who indulges on food rich in calories to satisfy his or her desire for rich food.

I was such a calorie slut for dinner tonight. I had an 8 oz. steak and 2 pieces of cheesecake and a milkshake.

by XDM January 6, 2011

calorie cloud

The act of burning calories and donating them to kids who need them most.

I totally calorie clouded that burger from lunch today when I went for an afternoon run.

by lukecycles May 19, 2017