calorie corner

point at which you turn into the supermarket aisle that contains the confectionery etc unsure of whether you'll buy something or not.

i turned into calorie corner but this time determined not to buy any of that stuff.

by nebiru100 December 18, 2011

Calorie Bombing

calorie bombing /ˈkal(ə)rē/ bɑmɪŋ
(Verb)

Sabotaging an unwitting dieter with a gift of a scrumptious variety and post ingestion of said delectable dictating the nutritional fact label to them to convey the general unhealthiness or extreme calorie denseness, then watching them wallow in guilt and shame.

Calorie bombing has to stop in this office. I never would have guessed that truffle was 140 calories. Now my diet is trashed.

by emotionSDK March 13, 2012

Calorious

Adjective describing a calorie dense and typically nutritionally empty food which is gloriously delicious.

That box of glazed donuts was calorious.

by The Fall September 3, 2013

High calorie pussy

A girl who's pussy seems to have some caloric value because every partner they have puts on weight.

Allison: "Wow! Jennifer has only been with Rebecca for two months and she looks like she's gained 25 lbs!"
Kris: "Yeah, Rebecca seems to have some high calorie pussy"

by Silver Wear March 20, 2010

Caloric Crack

An addictive, yet satisfying drug that involves sugars, fats, carbohydrates and salt. Such foods that would be considered "Caloric Crack" would be sweets (cheesecake, doughnuts, brownies) or fatty foods (bacon or sausage).

I keep eating those chocolates! I gotta get off the caloric crack.

by TheHonestFactor.com March 30, 2010

nerdi-chlorians

Nerdi-chlorians are microscopic life-forms that reside within the cells of all living nerds. They give their counterpart a characteristic called worldly ignorance.

This person/thing becomes unaware that his behavior appears odd to others. If you told him so, he would not believe you. If you explained why, he would not understand.

Nerdi-chlorians are a way to measure the person's nerdiness; their stupid behavior.

Evan: Ughh, what a fuckin' nerd!
Karl: I know, he must have a high nerdi-chlorian count.

by Comrade Karl May 6, 2005

high caloric

n. A high-calorie, fatty meal which induces bloated feelings of guilt. Typically used referentially as the opposite of a High Colonic, or cleansing of the bowels and lower intestines.

You wanna get an awesome blossom and some buffalo wings for dinner?

Sounds tasty but I can't. I had a high caloric for lunch so I have to purge tonight instead. But if you want company, I'll eat your parsley and have a water with lemon in it.

by John Cocktoasten August 14, 2006