A day old taco stuffed with small sausages called a li’l smokies. Very popular snack among Colombian Transvestites. It’s not uncommon to suck the miniature sausages out before eating the taco itself. California based Uber Drivers frequently have them available for their regular “customers”.
Isaberto is a frequent customer so I regularly have Califashorns available for shim when Ubering shim to and from Sparks games.
by Califashorn February 24, 2025
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Isaberto is a frequent customer so I regularly have Califashorns available for shim when Ubering shim to and from
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Abbreviation for a seldom used, vintage, expression. "Boil on a Calcifer's ass", used to imply an object and/or person is hideously ugly.
"Hey man, how did your date go last night?"
"Horrible. We got back to my place last night where we took off our clothes...her body is like a Calcifass. You know, boil on calcifer's ass!"
"What a shame, sorry to hear that."
"Horrible. We got back to my place last night where we took off our clothes...her body is like a Calcifass. You know, boil on calcifer's ass!"
"What a shame, sorry to hear that."
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Get the Calidascope mug.When a group of people go hunting for California transplants to vandalize their property. Due to a growing tension from Red States being "Californicated" in recent times.
Often the incidents are posted online and referred to as "Calibashing" which is likely an allusion to "Gay bashing" although the former likely wouldn't be considered a hate crime. So far the attacks have not been physically violent to persons, only property. Usually tomatoes, eggs, toilet paper, broken tail lights, keyed cars, etc. It seems to be a Right-Wing / American equivalent to the Left-Wing / UK "milk-shake" activism that was used on people like Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage.
Often the incidents are posted online and referred to as "Calibashing" which is likely an allusion to "Gay bashing" although the former likely wouldn't be considered a hate crime. So far the attacks have not been physically violent to persons, only property. Usually tomatoes, eggs, toilet paper, broken tail lights, keyed cars, etc. It seems to be a Right-Wing / American equivalent to the Left-Wing / UK "milk-shake" activism that was used on people like Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage.
Cali Guy 1: "Dude, those obnoxious Right Wingers threw Tomatoes at my car because I haven't changed my Cali license plates yet and I left the Bernie sticker on!"
Cali Guy 2: "Oh man, you're a victim of Calibashing. Maybe those dumb rednecks wouldn't hate you if they looked up which states give the most GDP to the country!"
Cali Guy 1: "Yeah, if only they knew how to use a computer."
Cali Guy 2: "Oh man, you're a victim of Calibashing. Maybe those dumb rednecks wouldn't hate you if they looked up which states give the most GDP to the country!"
Cali Guy 1: "Yeah, if only they knew how to use a computer."
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