CRS 

CRS for Cant Remember Crap.

Story:
In elementary school she was given a job. To witness her little friend in a very big train. To help save him. The dark forces in long black trenchcoat really enjoyed watching the sick long train ride. They didn't want Elena to leave. So they beat the crap out of her and gave her a concussion. She threw up and got a broken nose and never had the same mind again. They disabled her. She got invited back to clean up the vomit and became a favored pet of the dad that drove the train.

Some people say Elena has CRS because she's an crack smokes too many dogs cant quit alocohol etc. Its actually because the men in black literally bashed her brains in. Try as she might over the years she cant remember shit. So if she doesn't remember your face or name or that you have a meeting now you know why.

CRS by LetsPlayKeepAway December 20, 2019

CRS 

Short for : Can't Reply Syndrome
This is when you have a million text messages but you never feel like replying.

I'm sorry I didn't text you back, I have CRS.

CRS by Artsy.butterfly April 26, 2020

CRS 

When someone suffers from Can't Remember Shit

Oh this is Brad! He suffers from CRS and it flares up from time to time! You may have to repeat yourself

CRS by Hiro-Akiba March 10, 2022

CRS disease

This is a disease where you can't remember shit.

- Do you have CRS disease or something?
- What's CRS disease?
- It's a disease where you can't remember shit.

CRS disease by Mai Vang June 29, 2004

CRS disease

CRS is a disease where you can’t remember shit.

Anyway, I said to the DA that cop who hit me must have given me CRS disease.

CRS disease by Corn_consumer9000 March 6, 2009

CRS Disease

Can't Remember Shit Disease

His memory is like his pecker, they're both kinda short and dripping gonorrhea. (AKA, CRS Disease)

CRS Disease by Captain Cripsta January 5, 2010

CRSS 

Can't Remember Shit Syndrome

Psychiatric disorder prevalent among undergraduates - characterized by ability to remember random and mostly irrelevant details but not the general concepts into which they fit.

This disorder presents in two distinct but not exclusive settings: an acute or "exam induced" form and a "chronic" or habitual form and may be a general term which covers a panoply of similar disorders. The acute form often remits spontaneously after withdrawal of offending stimulus but is highly recurrent with subsequent bouts typically increasing in severity; the chronic form progresses relentlessly and is universally terminal within four years of onset.

Affected individuals often appear confused and happy after doing hideously on papers, exams, etc. The later stages of this disorder are characterized by loss of verbal continence, increased social isolation and ultimately death.

CRSS must be differentiated from the effects of drugs such as marijuana and prescription medications and other disorders seen among university students.

Disorder is not listed in the DSM.

The introductory biochemistry student correctly drew the structure of phosphotidylinositol 1,4,5-trisphosphate but could not describe its role in intracellular signaling.

He also wrote on the exam that 2r4r was the PDB code of a crystal structure of the beta-adrenergic receptor but was unable to describe signaling through trimeric g proteins in general.

The student was diagnosed with acute CRSS and was placed in a glass walled study room for further observation.

CRSS by blue_eyes010 March 27, 2010