Lara Crofting

The act of reaching in and exploring everything you can.

My girl wanted to try somethin' new, so she sent me Lara Crofting.

by The Wickers March 24, 2020

Anglina Croft

the hottest person in the world
search google for "angelina croft"
(the hardcore pic set is by far and away the best)

I masturbated to thoughts of me tapping Anglina Croft last night.

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

Lara Croft

A sexy hot British charater

Man 1: Did your play TRL
Man2:Yeah that chick Lara Croft is hot

by Mannishdude1 August 7, 2011

lara croft

Lara croft "star" of tomb raider seen as the perfect woman by some (nerds), she has brown hair, big lips, big hips and big tits. Notable in her sex noises as she jumps, climbs etc. usually seen in a green top and brown shorts with boots. She is a grave robber, somewhat like indiana jones.

"oooh ahhh ooooooooo"
-whats that?
-just lara climbing a wall

by NatETheOracle August 4, 2005

Lara Croft

Lara Croft, played by sexual deviant, Angelina Jolie, is the biggest Mary Sue in movies today, besides Uma Therman in the Kill Bill movies.

Person #1: Did you see that scene where Lara Croft gives the shark an imperiously disdainful look and then punches it in the noes?
Person #2: Yep *bored voice* it was one of her stellar Mary Sue moments.

by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006

Parker Croft

The amazingly crazy talented actor who plays Felix the Lost Boy on the TV show Once Upon A Time.

He also played Elliot in the independent film Falling Overnight. If you haven't see it yet you should!

Parker Croft is such an amazing actor!

by KimmyD0912 November 23, 2013

Lara Croft

The most badass female character ever who has bigger balls than most millennials nowadays. She’s badass, athletic, and smoking hot.

The best actress to play Lara Croft is Alicia Vikander.

by Darth Something May 16, 2018