crepe hanger

an individual who enjoys funerals and attends as many as possible.

" That's the third time she's showed up this week. We've got another crepe hanger on our hands."

by J E Walker May 12, 2003

crepe de chine

a light, soft, silk or synthetic fabric with minute irregularities of surface.

- that girl has is wearing a really light, soft and silky sweater with minute irregularities of surface

-yeah dude, looks like its made of crepe de chine

by playablanca September 20, 2009

crepe hanger

a morbid or death-obsessed person

by Anton September 30, 2003

crepe susette

noun -

French slang for tranny penis.

Why don't you go suck on a crepe susette.

by DrThodt August 7, 2010

crepe de chine

cheap crap made in China

what shoddy merchandise; clearly crepe de Chine

by Herbos, a prince October 19, 2010

Crepe Check

Shoes Kicks

Time for a crepe check

by CooncilTax March 11, 2019

crepe myrtle

Creeper that stares at a chick with a glazed over,"I'm so happy to see you" mouth open look that you think he is a turtle getting sun.

Jen, did you see Harold gawk at you when you dropped. Your keys?
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.

by beelee mi-rz December 23, 2013