cow

is it you....

r u a cow

by cowboiiii November 1, 2020

Cow

Playstation 2 fanboys are often reffered to as Cows in the Gamespot system wars forum

The Cows have been owned, DMC 2 flopped!!11!! its true 5 starz!!11!

by Tarik January 12, 2004

cow

mother-in-law or otherwise displeasing woman

her mom is a giant cow

by themainevent November 17, 2003

cow

1. a slothful woman
2. a woman with large tits
3. the female of the household (includes the more-female-like of a lesbian couple)

1. she's a cow, she lies around on the couch all the time and eats, watching TV

2. she's a real cow, man, you shud see her udders and especially her big pointy teats

3.(he):Well, last drink, I gotta go home and service the cow. She's on the rag and really horny.

by Jake February 20, 2004

cow

(N.) A domesticated bovine of either sex or any age.


Delicious.

I just had the most delicious steak in the world!

by take the money and run April 3, 2005

Cow

Terrifying fat horses with arses where their faces should be and 6 penises that other cows suck on.
Totally evil and useless other than that magic mushrooms can be found in fetid slabs of their excrement.

Mushroom picker: Gosh isn't it lucky theres no cows in this field at the moment !?
Cow: moo
Mushroom picker: arg!!!
Cow: moo
More cows: moo moo
*all that was found was a muddy bobble-hat*

by ewan January 3, 2005

cow

an insult to someone you hate

oh my god bob your a cow

by jagged rock.com February 13, 2005