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Confucked 

A hybrid of Confused and Fucked, when your brain is at the absolute point where you’re so mind-fucked and confused you have no idea what is going on.
Dude, I’m so confucked right now...
Confucked by Daaavsdaman March 14, 2019

Confucked 

Confused and thinking what the fuck about something you don’t understand
“Can you teach me how to shit” - ur mom
._. *blank face* - you
“Why you look so confucked”- ur mom
Confucked by Dizzy_izzy_whores March 5, 2020

confucked 

when you get confused between the salt and pepper and fuck your brothers dad
“my therapist thinks i’m in sane because i told her about the confucked incident”
confucked by anonymous April 10, 2022

Confucked 

I am entirely confucked as to what is going on right now.
Confucked by Duckie45895 May 15, 2022

Confuckadoodle 

An event or situation which is totally messed up and in disarray; a complete failure of organisation.

A situation in which the planning has completely failed.
The party was a confuckadoodle as there was no beer and women.

Dame Edna's birthday was a total confuckadoodle as it full of old men and bad smells; no women or good times to be had!
Confuckadoodle by John J Black August 15, 2012

confuckle 

"Don't confuckle me you bastard!"
ahhaha
confuckle by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009