Comb Your Head

Pimp Term
It Means To Slap A Person As Hard As You Can, To The Head Or The Face Sometimes Resulting In Blood Shead Due To The Impact.

Adverb

(Bitch) If You Keep Acting Up Im Gonna Comb Your Head To The White Meet.

Adverb

by Morg Parks December 29, 2010

comb the toilet

Verb. To lick the butthole of a very hairy man in a clockwise direction.

Hey Sally, do you remember Greg? Boy, did I comb the toilet last night!

by Charlotte Purple February 24, 2017

comb-over

Hairstyle sported by men who refuse to grow bald gracefully. Any remaining hair at the side of the head (sometimes also ear hair) is grown long and combed over the top of the head (see also egg in a nest).
Comb-overs are ill advised in strong winds and any situation in which you would like to be taken seriously.

Look at that slaphead with the comb-over!

by menfromearth December 24, 2003

comb-over

What middle-aged men that are going bald do to "camoflauge" their big gaping bald spot. Not very sucsessful

Why do people think comb-overs make them look less bald?

by Liz December 25, 2003

Comb Yo Beard

Calm down. Chill. Something you would say to someone who is stressin'. The slang originated from the "I'm the Juggarnaut bitch" internet cartoon.

Person 1: Man I got 2 tests tommorrow and a paper due. I'm fucked.
Person 2: Nigga comb yo beard.

by DIABOLIC4L August 11, 2006

Comb-Over

An incredibly popular men's hairstyle that tells you everything you need to know about their personality, they're a douchebag

*Not to be confused with old-men-type comb-overs.*

Everyone seems to have comb-overs lately. Nazi Youth would be proud!

by TADPOOL August 22, 2017

comb-buzzled

Confused and/or tired of thinking about stuff because one is too lazy

yes I am COMB-BUZZLED about this swhole thing, now I am going on lunch break.

by DFG April 23, 2003