conlag

Short for "conversation lag". When you chat online, your message can sometimes come out after someone else's message, causing confusion.

1> I just got my new album!!!
2> my fish just died :(
1> AWESOME!
1> whoops, conlag :P

by Aupajo November 19, 2007

Westwood Collage

A school located in leek that is full of pot and smack heads and is also home to the daddy of all dockers Sammy Corden

At Westwood collage it is wank.

by Random Personk January 28, 2019

collagreens

southern cooked leafy green plants that is usually cooked with fatback and/or neckbones for flavor, <becuse they taste nasty without flavor>

keke! Big Mama said go toda store and get summo collagreens to eat for dinner tomorrow!

by EbonyEyez18 July 25, 2011

tamaki collage

A small but strong school of og'z n legends located in East auckland glen innes (also known as G.I) the hood of hard knocks n hard hooks

tamaki collage school of hard knocks n hard hooks

by Jayceast October 7, 2015

Collagen Karen

The type of upper class woman (usually a bleached blowout blonde) yelling at minimum wage employees because she can't return an expensive item with no tag/receipt. Unaware of class struggles and pain of marginalized groups. Collagen lips and plastic surgery paid for by rich (but absent like her own rich and absent father) husband.

Collagen Karen: OMG! How dare you not allow me to return these Prada sunglasses even though I ignored all the store's policies! I need to speak to the owner of the building- What's your name?? Lemon?!

Employee : You're a grown woman throwing a tantrum, ok Collagen Karen.

by heyworl June 7, 2020

savage in collage form

when you make a savage af collage comparing a goof to something else, in order to make fun of them.

Cindy Robes: did u see jon earwig's new post on instagram? he kinda looks like a turtle in it.
Mark Icecreambars: omg ur right! time to hit google and pic collage, we're making a new savage in collage form!

by craZy chRi$ October 17, 2015

Collage a Trois

when a guy gets off to pictures of multiple girls...as opposed to multiple pictures of one girl.

Girl- Why the hell do you have naked pics of other girls on your computer?

Boy- Relax babe, its just a little visual stimulation

Girl- I sent you thousands of pics...Am I not enough for you?

Boy- Of course you are...I look at your pics everyday

Girl- Really? Mine and everyone elses too, it seems!

Boy- So what's wrong with that!? I can jack off to whatever I want! Is not like I'm cheating, I just happen to like a little collage a trois now and then!

by Vanity LA February 26, 2009