Red Canning It

When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.

The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.

Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).

Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and

5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.

Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!

Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?

by InsertPseudoNameHere January 16, 2011

cunning linguist

Juxtaposition of letters creating words indicating either a clever talker or a sexual act that is, perhaps, preceded by that very same clever banter. Most women, I think, probably prefer a "cunning linguist" in more ways than one.

BTW, my old softball team, Cypress, California, was named the cunning linguists, and we "licked" most of our competition.

Robert spoke so many languages, had a such a gift with words, and was so handsome that women would practically throw themselves on the hood of his 740i after each game. He was a prime example of a cunning linguist.

Julian McMahon played the part of a cunning linguist on the TV show "Nip/Tuck".

by s6 April 14, 2006

Goria Cunningham

Is a intelligent man who loves to act , dance ,model , etc he wants to be known as a inspiration to the next generation of young men and woman that u can do all things through Christ who strengthens him

Goria Cunningham Is a intelligent man who loves to act , dance ,model , etc he wants to be known as a inspiration to the next generation of young men and woman that u can do all things through Christ who strengthens him

by Goria Cunningham January 8, 2021

cunning linguist

1)Somebody who advocates licking the pussy.
2)A glib talker who gets into women's pants.
3)Foreplay talk.
4)My old softball team in Cypress, CA, the Cunning Linguists.

Robert was a cunning linguist with a big bat.

by s6 July 10, 2005

cunning linguist

A clever reference to the word cunnilingus that implys a man who is quick with the tongue. (P.S. click on this highlighted word cunnilingus go get the joke.)

Man, your husband sure is a cunning linguist!

by Sooper Nigger August 2, 2005

cunning linguist

(1) A person who is a clever speaker and/or writer and/or singer.

(2) Slang for pussy eater as it sounds like "cunnilingus".

If you can become a master of BOTH definitions of cunning linguist, women will throw themselves at you in order to sit on your face, and will gladly return the favor with some great oral and/or pole riding.

by Peter Eaton July 15, 2006

cunningdevils

That one really cool kaeya simp

“ayo have u seen cunningdevils new tiktok”
“omfg yeah it was some random image of kaeya without a shirt on lmao”

by kaeya_hater_1000 June 19, 2021