CTFU

CTFU means “carb the fuck up.”

Durian Rider (author of CTFU): “Eat more to live more. Carbs are your friend. Every fucking meal: carb the fuck up!”

by Max Sievers January 16, 2015

CTFU

Chill the fuck up

Mom, would you just CTFU.

by Dr Works May 6, 2011

CTFU

Capture The Fucking Urinal

facebook Status: "CTFU"

Comment: "CTFU: Capture the FUCKING Urinal"

by NOyourmad January 9, 2012

Ctfu

Ctfu is an abreviation of the words " cracking the f*ck up " mostly used when laughing and in sms text

Zain: bruh did u hear that Thomas just got suspended for smacking the principal?!
Nathan: ctfu I hate that principal, he lowkey deserved it !

by 2paclover September 2, 2017

ctfu

“ cracking the fuck up “ this term is usually used to describe relatable funny posts on instagram

I am ctfu🤣🤣

by Kala😍🤩💞 November 10, 2018

ctfu

“cracking the f**k up” as in laughing hard used online.

“yooo i’m ctfu! this was funny”

by stale bootycrumbs June 2, 2020

CMTF

Can’t Muster The Fucks. Used when you not only don’t have the energy to argue about it, but you don’t even care enough to spell out why.

I mean, I’d explain why that comment was racist and also a non-sequitur, but like...CMTF.

by userclone March 23, 2021