me
by emothewalter January 21, 2022
when someone drops their phone, and bends over and sticks their butthole in your face when picking it up
by Sarcia26 December 19, 2019
a social experience of a LESS than 'gracious' nature, resulting in singular; OR mutual 'stink upon' of each involved human. a situation POSSIBLY terminating in fisticuffs!, DEFINITELY terminating in 'verbal' sparring!!
sam had a clumsy human encounter with the bouncer, who wouldn't believe sam's I.D. was real! sam stomped off, spewing curses at the bouncer.
the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!!
they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!
the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!!
they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!
by michael foolsley June 02, 2011
Water Bottle: I heard Clumsy Child Syndrome are playing Wembley. Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium? Scarpering hampers huh?
Magazine: NO!
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!
Magazine: NO!
DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!
Magazine: NO!
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!
Magazine: NO!
DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!
by preqq May 29, 2008
When you're fingering a girl and you "accidentally" put a finger in her butthole
Stacy: wtf?!
Dan: sorry I guess I'm a little clumsy thumbsy tonight
Stacy: wtf?!
Dan: sorry I guess I'm a little clumsy thumbsy tonight
by shelbers34 March 10, 2015
Being Clumsy-Colline means that you can't go a day without doing something stupid, whether it's serious or not.
-Giulia: "Today I hurt myself again. This is my thirteenth thought today!"
-Colline: "You are such a Clumsy-Colline!"
-Colline: "You are such a Clumsy-Colline!"
by Ratatouille 2 November 21, 2021
Jason: “yo dude Vanessa is totally tripping balls”
Brad: “yeah she’s always trippin”
Mark: “yeah man she’s clumsy on balls”
Brad: “yeah she’s always trippin”
Mark: “yeah man she’s clumsy on balls”
by Arts n Crafts January 03, 2024