Classified Trump Dump

Donald Trump passing time by reading classified documents while dropping a deuce .

Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago

by Laughs Along With Humans June 15, 2023

classified informationist

Someone that knows too much about the space time continuum

Help classified informationist

by classified informationist July 28, 2022

Critter classified

Critter is a term kids at my school say. Critter is someone who is the nasty kid, Is weird, maybe stinks, or no one likes and are annoying. But I’ve only heard me say this. Critter classified is the top critter. So ur the biggest type of critter (worst)

*somone is annoying or annoying you*
“That’s why your critter classified”

Or “he’s so annoying and he smells.” “Yeah I know, he’s critter classified”

by Its.that.bri May 9, 2019

bro-classified protocol

Rules and regulations concerning bro-havior in public especially around the females of the species

Real men don't out their bro, forcing said bro to divulge bro-classified protocol. Dick

by TacoMcDickcheese September 30, 2014

Classified

I can reasonably infer that if it IS the case that you, oh... I don't know, have been locked out in some capacity...

Hym "That it would be kept classified. Only the people with the relevant security clearance would know whether or not what I'm talking about is happening and they are likely trying to avoid a panic... But THEY would still know... And the people who SHOULD KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON... For some reason DON'T or CAN'T GET RESULTS and are lying to buy themselves more time... It is IMPERATIVE... That you DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING... Do not violate the terms of service... If it even LOOKS AS THOUGH you are about to violate the terms... It could be very bad for everybody... Someone need to stop pretending and it isn't me..."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Ambo-classified

A document or statement that is simultaneously classified and unclassified for the purposes of being able to dodge inconvenient questions in Congress or Senate oversight committee meetings.

The contents of the Signal Chat is ambo-classified as when you ask me it’s not classified but if someone else asks me it’s not.

by Wandering Photographer March 25, 2025

G-14 Classified

G14 is a number in the General Service Administration number format (civil servant/federal jobs) that denotes your pay scale. GS levels go from GS-1 to GS-15, where the higher the rank, the higher the pay and level of clearance needed since you'll be exposed to more classified information. Higher G-levels (GS-#) tend to be exposed to more top secret information that could damage public and international trust. If you're G-14 clearance or something is considered G-14 Classified (GS-14), it's top secret or very personal information

"Wow, you know the Muffin Man?! Which house on Drury Lane is his?"
"Sorry, That's G-14 classified."

by Sr. Webstir March 5, 2021