Camo Boobies

When a girl is vertical, the boobs are visible, but when she is horizontal, laying with her back on the floor, the boobs disappear. Much like a soldier in camouflage attire, standing in tall grass, but when down low, the solider becomes almost invisible. This is a result of a lack of fatty matter behind the nipple to support a round shape in such a position. Normally the fatty tissue will sag out to the sides of the chest, to create a rounding of the boob shape, to give it a large circumference, however this doesn't see to happen in this case.

I was fucking this girl one time, after she was on top, we swapped to missionary, I laid her down, and I swear her boobs disappeared, I saw the nipples but the was nothing there, she had camo boobies.

by anono85 May 14, 2011

Camo Dan

A danger-prone machinist who often breaks things around the workplace. Usually clothed by some form of camoflague, particularily on their safety glasses.

Who broke that machine?
Must have been that Camo Dan over there.

by CamoDAn October 17, 2010

Camo Slut

When your girlfriend does whatever it takes to act like a "good girl" to your face, and then goes all slutty behind your back.

This goes beyond cheating, and into the realm of allout sluttyness behind a facade of an innocent young girl.

When everything falls apart, camo sluts typically turn mutual friends against you, by spreading BS about why you broke up.

dude1: I thought the sun shined out of her ass, until after we broke up, and I found out she had lied to me about pretty much everything in her life.
dude2: oh yeah?
dude1: turns out she's a bisexual slut who went fucking over a dozen people in the few months we were together. She lied to my parents. She lied about her past. She "gave up" drugs and alcohol. She even went to church to get everyone thinking she was a "good girl."
dude2: Damn, dude.
dude1: I finally understand why all her friends said "Yeah, EVERYONE knows her." Nobody else knew what was really going on.
dude2: Ohhh, mate, that's a CAMO SLUT!

by Dangerhole January 10, 2010

camo-dancer

Someone who will only engage in any and all forms of dancing when in a crowd of people, or "camouflage" with the other people, so as not to embarrass themselves or single themselves out.

Someone who engages in camo-dancing

I'm not too good at dancing, but I still enjoy moving to the music, so I prefer to be a bit of a camo-dancer because I can still enjoy dancing without feeling like a complete fool.

by alfaromeo007 May 29, 2010

camo nipples

When a girls nipples are the same colour of her skin and you can just about make them out.

"Oh my god her nipples were white! Just like her skin! Must have Camo nipples..."

by Jayhou July 20, 2014

Camo Pimp

A member of the Military that can meet up with and seduce many women at once. Must be in the Uniformed Armed Services. Must be able to Pull Women like a flat bed to a mini-van. Must be known around the base as a real ladies man and must be polite or stone cold, depending on the situation. Has mad game and when one lady gets to hooked he knows when to drop that broad and pick up her friend.

Hey did you see Sgt. Smith last night at the club?

Yeah he had 3 women fighting over him and one on his arm and the other buying him a drink.

What a Camo Pimp!

by MilitaryMan5 April 14, 2010

camo toe

when her camoflauge is (fatigues) just tight enough that her camel toe is showing

"Sir! Did you see that lady with the camo toe, sir?!"

"Senator, I don't think we've been able to find Osama Bin Laden because we've all been staring at Sgt. Chrissy Smith's camo toe."

by Genesee October 2, 2009