C.H.U.B.

Casey Holds Unlimited Booze. Casey being any girl who can party as well as the wildest guy you know but looks amazingly beautiful and graceful while doing it.

I'm going to try to sex up that C.H.U.B. girl by the end of the night.

by a friend January 19, 2005

C.H.I.L.L.

C-communicate--talk to the people around you
H-health--be healthy w/ a good diet and exercise
I-image--be comfortable w/ who you are
L-loosen up--relax, take time out for yourself
L-little by little--time management skills

Man, I feel y'all tight up in he-uh. Y'all need to C.H.I.L.L.

by Chanel.Babe March 7, 2007

C.H.C.

Crooked Hat Club - Members are those guys (and the occasional girl) who walk around with their baseball caps set to some funky angle other than forward or backward. Attitude is usually implied, but usually they just turn out to be punks.

Look at that wigger by the jukebox. A founding member of the C.H.C.!

by Cujo W February 29, 2008

C.H.I.V.E.R.S

THE SICKESET BAND EVER!

its awesome-ness is so vast that its full potential could just destroy everything in existence.
that's why it is really underground.

because if it was well known then the universe might collapse upon itself with the mere mindblowing-ness of its sounds.

guy #1: dude did you see that C.H.I.V.E.R.S concert last night?

guy #2: aw totally man! My mind was blown!!!!

guy #1: I was raped!!!

by Johnny5000 July 26, 2009

C-H-I-V

COVID19 and H.I.V fuelled compound illness presumably contracted during anal penetration with a positive-testing sneaky butcher.

He's self-isolating for 14 years. He has a positive case of C-H-I-V...

by Renster24 December 7, 2020

C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.

Disambiguation of Chevrolet, an American "automobile" manufacturer. Used as an acronym by those that think Chevrolets are transportation that's about as reliable as a mongoloid anorexic horse with dysentery. Is loosely related to F.O.R.D.: such as First On Race Day; however those same individuals who prefer the C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T brand would try and tell you it was Fixed Or Repaired Daily, or it was a Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge. But fuck them instead.

C.am H.angs E.very V.alve R.attles O.il L.eaks E.ngine T.humps:

Phil: Why, Bob, is that a new car in your driveway.
Bob: Yes, Phil, it is. This is my new Chevy. Purty, ain't she?!?
Phil: Ohhhh, you bought a C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
Bob: Uh, yeah!
Phil: Sweet, OK, so I'm gonna go get a set of jumper cables so we can start it, a pistol to blow your brains out for being so stupid as to buy such a vehicle, and a bottle of Scotch for medicinal purposes subsequent to you using your brain and skull to redecorate the interior of that shit machine. I'll be back in a jiffy!

by b_sack November 15, 2007

C.H.I.E.F

Council of High Intellect Education Foundation (C.H.I.E.F)
The first being to achieve the purest form of "woke" and has such a high IQ, numbers can not fathom the intercellular matrix which is his brain.

After hours of deliberation with the council of high intellect education foundation (C.H.I.E.F), it has officially been determined that the content of this will be immediately categorised under stage 2 terminology ‘this most definitely ain’t it’ until further action can be proposed. After several proceedings, the 4 council representatives; Ligma, Sugma, Bofa and SuCon, they have outlined various problems within this matter. Firstly, it rejects and defies the first commandment of memeology; “No Cap” Secondly,“is this loss?” People truly feel at loss when this predicament presents itself and to answer their question it is not loss. Finally, council of high intellect and education foundation (C.H.I.E.F ); “I just got off the phone with chief.... not it” memeology v.2 : chapter 4 : page 3 : verse 34. This is a grave mistake you have made as only the chosen intellects can access the intercellular matrix that connects beings of low intellect (humans) and beings of high intellect (chiefs). Only ones who have the highest intellect and highest IQ can enter the intercellular matrix of the planetary separations and therefore connect to the C.H.I.E.F bureau for further questioning. As this issuement has not met the certain requirements in memeology, it will be transferred further down into the stage 5 catergory, terminalised as “delete this shit nigga”.

by raisin07 December 28, 2018