Bashing the Bishop

(1) Masturbating
(2) Assaulting a man of the clergy

(1) Crikey that was sum good bishoping.
(2) Bastard vicar!!!!

by Andy Smith October 15, 2003

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shin bashed in the dick bag

The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.

Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

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Gare Bash

The opposite of Bare Gash. Meaning either:
-Very few females
-Very ugly females

Mike: "Have you seen my new bird?"
Max: "Yeah she's Gare Bash"
Mike: "Your mum's Gare Bash"
Max: "Your mum gets Gare Bash"

by suckedoffonaferry March 21, 2010

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bash and dash

The act of going home with a person with the sole intention of engaging in sexual intercourse. When the host leaves the room to clean up or use the restroom, the guest hurridly makes their leave unaware to the host.

After finishing the vigorous bout of sex, Sarah went to the bathroom to clean up. Steve gathered his things and headed out the window leaving Sarah with the curtains flapping in the wind. Unbeknownst to Sarah, Steve had planned the bash and dash from the beginning.

by Myke79 July 28, 2006

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