balkan

Of or relating to the Balkan Peninsula or the Balkan Mountains.

by Cool Guy June 4, 2003

balkanize

To fracture and waste something important, like a country, with something totally unimportant, like ethnic differences.

Man, you just balkanized your head on a stump!

by psients October 24, 2006

balkans

The Balkans is another way to describe southeast Europe. The region has a combined area of 728,000 km² and a population of around 53 million.The region's name comes from the Balkan mountains which run through the centre of Bulgaria into eastern Serbia.

The region's principal nationalities in the balkans are:
Greeks 11.5 million
Turks 9.2 million (European part of Turkey, Istanbul)
Serbs and Montenegrins 8.9 million
Bulgarians 7 million
Albanians 6 million (2 million of them living in Kosovo, Serbia)
Croats 4.5 million
Bosnians 2.4 million
Macedonians 1.4 million

by Dragan December 28, 2005

balkin

the act of being an extreme baller.

wow, did you see chase's grill? Man he is balkin!

by serena1119 May 16, 2008

balkanac

A native of the Balkan peninsula of southern Europe. Countries include Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Albania and Greece. The male population of this region know everything. All you have to do is ask. They will tell you about themselves, their neighbors, Europeans, the Chinese, politics, religion, engineering, space flight, you name it, they know it. They are always right, period, end of story! Everybody else is guilty for their shortcomings, period, end of story! On the plus side, they are warm and welcoming people who treat guests better than themselves.

A Balkanac thinks he knows more than Wikipedia and he is not afraid to argue and even fight to prove his point.

by Istok March 23, 2007

Post-Balkan Depression

The existential dread followed directly after being immersed into Balkan culture and returning back to your native country.

"The utter lack of Burek, Rakija and 2nd hand smoke are the main catalyst for a period of Post-Balkan Depression, also known as PBD"

by 1st hand smoker March 10, 2017

balkercraft

Best server. join it! 18-/+ play.balkercraft.eu #going international

I: "What's balkercraft?"
You: "Its a minecraft server."
I: "WTF a minecraft server? I want to die now."
You: "Just join it now. for one time"
I: "Okay, but after i gonna hang myself."
After 30 mins..
I: "OMG I WANT TO PLAY ON THIS SERVER 25 HOURS A DAY!!"

by Zsegon October 28, 2017